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Song Parodies -> "Shock You With Their Health Care Plan"

Original Song Title:

"Rock You Like A Hurricane"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Shock You With Their Health Care Plan"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

It's just a matter of time...

It's surly warning
The truth comes out
The fight is snaking
Around the crowd
The crowd demurring
It scratches to win
But all along they're
Getting it in
The bitch is nasty
Your deeds she tells
The law, it pinches
You'll get your cell
More pain to come
No places to go
We're gonna heave
When their plan they show

Here's the slam, shock you with their healthcare plan
Here's the sham, crock too is their healthcare plan

The wallet's hurting
You start to pout
The fire's coming
There is no doubt
Bus-ted and raging
The swarm breaks loose
Just have to take it
It's not what we'd choose
The country's falling
It's sinking low
The system's hungry
It wants the dough
And letting us slip
He's working the spin
On the front you fight
For saving your skin

Come on man, don't give us a hurried plan
Hear the plan, all the sh!t will hit the fan
Fear the scam, quality goes down the drain
Here's the plan, sock you with a dose of pain

Doc, you gotta ease the pain !

It's early warning
Sick with the doubt
Last rites increasing
But they're still proud
Your sight is blurring
You scratch at your skin
Hope what is wrong
Won't do you in
The Panel's calling
You have to go
The czar of healthcare
He runs the show
He's flicking his wrist
He's deadly as sin
On the hunt tonight
You won't feel a thing

Hear the man, public option really lame
Here's the sham, when it fails he'll take no blame
Won't hurt them, they won't have to use it man
Hear me then: **** you and your healthcare plan !

Fear the plan !
...I think I'm gonna be sick

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Timmy1000 - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Good write - the "historic" plan cited by pelosi last week was a dud. I think they're just trying to convince everyone it is historic.
Leo Keough - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great match with the OS!!!...555!!!...If you're gonna get sick, make sure it's before the Plan takes effect!!!
Christie Marie M - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Good write! My fave of the day! Healthcare plan is more of a hazard as well! This plan has gone awry. 555.
adagio - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
The White House and scummy resident are fooling no one with their talk.....thing is there is nothing much most of the people can do about it....we're called stupid. btw......except join you in getting sick. Good write and good rhyming.
Plan 9 From Louters, Spaced - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Ring a ding ding--new reality's yer healthcare system's a giant DMV... Great job!
blackjack21 - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Timmy1000: Oh, it’s historic all right; doesn’t mean it’s good, though. Thanks for comment.

Leo Keough: Thanks for v/c!!!

Christie: Thanks! I agree with everything you said! ;-)

adagio: All true, thanks for the comments. :-)

Plan 9: Thanks, their plan is about as good as your movie, only they have a much larger budget. ;-)
Mark Scotti - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
One of my favorite subjects. very biting, and telling it like it is, blackjack! Very well done.
blackjack21 - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Glad I put one in your wheelhouse Mark, thanks!

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