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Song Parodies -> "Why Am I Paralyzed?"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Drive 55"

Original Performer:

Sammy Hagar

Parody Song Title:

"Why Am I Paralyzed?"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

If good and bad would equal ugly, eh?
Have I been put down to justice easily? No!
So I can't confess about my karma
But some dilemmas might affect my honor then

Some things are rude, others are polite
Some things went wrong while others were right
Some things approved, others denied
Why am I paralyzed?

When the going went tough, I'm feeling bored
Well adjustments can improve me more
I can't die real fast and live real slow
If I don't make good friends, but I'll be making foes instead, aw man!

Sometimes I'm feeling tensed and uptight
Sometimes I'm bad and I'm not all right
Sometimes I'm good and full of pride
Why am I paralyzed?
Why am I paralyzed?
Why am I paralyzed?
Why am I paralyzed?
Why am I paralyzed?

When I get real confused on certain occassions
Well sometimes, I'll make up confessions
Whatever's used to be good, might as well go bad
But if things get lucky, then I might be very glad

Right now I know two wrongs don't make a right
No matter my own weight or my own height
Somehow I need to be polite
Why am I paralyzed? Oh well, why am I...
Why am I paralyzed?
Why am I paralyzed? (why am I)
Why am I paralyzed?

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Jason - January 27, 2008 - Report this comment
'Why Are You Paralyzed'? I think you have answered your own question, so Im not going to bother finishing this comment.
Agrimorfee - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Not perfect, obviously, but I liked the existential stuff you get into --"Qui est homo", and all that.
littleCupCakes - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
very interesting ~ BlessedRanger ~

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