Some new way to play video games
Now that gaming will never be the same
There's so many ways to play smart
A million ways to play smart
A million ways, nothing's gone too far
Oh yea

But there's only one Wii
There's only one Wii to play

The Pokemon games get you high
You "gotta catch 'em all" just once before you die
And you can play games with a remote control
Though it never melts your face right off your skull

But there's only one Wii
There's only one Wii to play

Now quickly use the remote thingy
So better go 'head and play Wii
The PS3 isn't fun
Xbox 360 might leave you numb
But it's not my point of view
What the heck? Halo 3 bothered you?

But there's only one Wii
There's only one Wii to play

Go play some sports and Excite Truck
Go play and you're not out of luck

But there's only one Wii
There's only one Wii to play