Song Parodies -> I Can't Be 55!
| Original Song Title: | "I Can't Drive 55!" |
| Original Performer: | Sammy Hagar |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Can't Be 55!" |
| Parody Written by: | William Bilbro |
Just had a birthday. Cryin' in my beer.
I Can't Be Fifty-Five
Not really livin'; not ready to die.
I'm getting so old I can't see the sky.
I'll be fifty-five in a week and a half
Yet another birthday makes me laugh.
So gimme a pill for my achin' knee
Put me on Social Insecurity
Sign me up for double-A R P
I can't be 55!
I got a big-ass Buick that I got for a steal,
But I can't see over the steering wheel.
Now I know there's a brake pedal on the floor
But I can't remember just what it's for.
So gimme a pill for my achin' knee
Put me on Social Insecurity
Sign me up for double-A R P
I can't be 55!
Well they say when I drive I travel much too slow
Now where in the hell did my glasses go?
I don't see no signals, don't see no signs.
And sometimes I drive in between the lines.
So gimme a pill for my achin' knee
Put me on Social Insecurity
Sign me up for double-A R P
I can't be 55
Not really livin'; not ready to die.
I'm getting so old I can't see the sky.
I'll be fifty-five in a week and a half
Yet another birthday makes me laugh.
So gimme a pill for my achin' knee
Put me on Social Insecurity
Sign me up for double-A R P
I can't be 55!
I got a big-ass Buick that I got for a steal,
But I can't see over the steering wheel.
Now I know there's a brake pedal on the floor
But I can't remember just what it's for.
So gimme a pill for my achin' knee
Put me on Social Insecurity
Sign me up for double-A R P
I can't be 55!
Well they say when I drive I travel much too slow
Now where in the hell did my glasses go?
I don't see no signals, don't see no signs.
And sometimes I drive in between the lines.
So gimme a pill for my achin' knee
Put me on Social Insecurity
Sign me up for double-A R P
I can't be 55
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You can be 55, and you can be 555ed.
Good job...well written...but technically..you're pushin' the envelope, here..at 55 today, you're still a spring chicken !
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