Song Parodies -> Clarissa Explains It All

Original Song Title:

"Winner Takes It All"

Original Performer:

Sammy Hagar

  
Parody Song Title:

"Clarissa Explains It All"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

I
Saw Sam in my eyes
Climbing up
Straight to my window
And I know
My brother's such a dope
Don't tell me why
He was such a wise guy

Clarissa explains it all
Her brother takes a fall
Learn from the beginning to the end
Clarissa explains it all
'Til she breaks the fall
In time she'll make it over the top

Hey
Who's standing in my way?
It's Ferguson
Tried to put me in a bad day, yeah
Although anyway
He's just my stupid brother
What happened in life won't be
Such a big mystery

Clarissa explains it all
Her brother takes a fall
Learn from the beginning to the end
Clarissa explains it all
'Til she breaks the fall
In time she'll make it over the top

I'll explain what I've done
What had happen
Will sometimes frighten some
Some dilemmas I've encountered
A girlfriend and
A sister and daughter

Clarissa explains it all
Her brother takes a fall
Learn from the beginning to the end
Clarissa explains it all
'Til she breaks the fall
In time she'll make it over the top
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