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Song Parodies -> "Some Guys Don't Give A F*ck"

Original Song Title:

"Some Guys Have All The Luck"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Some Guys Don't Give A F*ck"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Ain't it the truth, some guys are so damned lazy!!!
Some guys don't give a f*ck
Some guys don't try to strain
Some guys take all the breaks
Some guys just sit back and complain

Alone with dust clouds, wife says, "You're a jerk"
Cause I'm sleeping
"I told you to clean, after you hit the bar
The room's still dirty!!!
How does it feel?! When there's nothing to do
But to watch tube!?!?!?!
Seems so unfair, when you're in underwear
And I've got to clean!!!"

Some guys don't give a f*ck
Some guys have all the stains
Some guys eat all the cakes
Some guys just sit and chug champagne

Some people rake, or go see Timberlake
Lord That is not me
I'd rather lie
As the Earth passes by, I'm not moving

I know how you sigh
You just sit there and pout
Then start schooling me

You start to scream
Yell, "I'm pitching Jim Beams
You freaking drunky!!!"

Still I don't give a f*ck
Still I don't use my brain
Still I munch Frosted Flakes
Still I do nothing but complain

(I'm feeling too lazy, do your own damn solo)

My huge rear end's
On your couch, and it lingers
It's weight sums, ton

I sit and stare at tube
You just glare
At your husband

I swat at mosquitoes
As I binge of Doritos
Door open's your way

Get me off my ass
You are one clever lass
But I'm showing restraint

Cause I don't give a f*ck
I'll let those darn bugs reign
I'll take the itch and aches
I'll let them suck my blood till drained

But if you were this lazy
I'd be so snappy, I'm a guy
Wives work, it's so crazy
Oh well, run and go fetch me pie

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alvin rhodes - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
here's fives...as if you care...lol
Tommy Turtle - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but TTTBF (too true to be funny)... I was going to vote you Fives, but it's too much trouble... all those mouse clicks...
Kristof Robertson - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
It's been said that behind all humour there's underlying truth...and you spoke it so true, young brother! Riotously funny. 555
Jack Wilson - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
TMGLTM here, Stovemeister, LOVE IT 5s
Meriadoc - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Started off a bit slow, but you got me laughing by the time I got to 'all the stains'! ;-D
Rex - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Champagne chuggin' fives for you.
Red Ant - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd say this is really good, but, you know, I DGAF. =)
Matthias - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I would thank all you guys, but I'm too lazy. Just glad I'm finally rid of this undone song, it's been on my list for way toooooooo long
Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I know just what you mean, Matthias. Some guys really don't give a f---, mainly because they're lazy, intellectually and otherwise. Saw one on TV last night. Apparently, he still hasn't gotten the message sent in November!
Stuart McArthur - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Jim Beam, frosted flakes, doritos, cakes and pies - some guys have all the luck - very funny detail Matt - 555

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