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Song Parodies -> "A Young Dork"

Original Song Title:

"Young Turks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"A Young Dork"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Malcolm isolates in order to avoid his worst enemy
It was a pregnant girlfriend of his older brother
"When is her favorite color going to be light blue?" he said it to me
If it wasn't light blue,then she would kill us too

"My brother's favorite colors were red and copper since I'm forcing him
To do this favorite color change,I'm not afraid
Because "blue is for girls" like beating up squirrels as I'm telling him
Like the Powerpuff Bubbles,dad would get me into trouble...now!"

This dork knows me all right
No one's on my side
Don't let them smack you down,don't let 'em punch you around
Don't let 'em try to change your attitude

Everything was close,no one's striking a pose like an idiot
And then Gabriel said "My brother Malcolm doesn't want to go
He said my girlfriend's favorite color was actually a girly shade of blue
But no it isn't,now it's a dream come true...no!"

This dork knows me all right
No one's on my side
Don't let them beat you down,don't let 'em kick you around
Don't let 'em try to change your attitude

This dork knows me all right
No one's on my side

Gabriel's girlfriend beat up Malcolm like a chainsaw massacre
She said "This is why that I hated Malcolm from now on"
She wants to be a teacher's aide for a middle school,hey that ain't wrong
She also had a 5-year-old daughter too...what?

This dork knows me all right
No one's on my side
This dork knows me all right
No one's on my side
This dork knows me all right
No one's on my side

This dork really knew me,saw me,liked me
Nobody,no one's on my side
No one,no one is on my side
Not on my side
Not on my side
Not on my side
This dork knew me all right
All right,all right,all right,all right,all right,so...

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Quickstep - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the part where it said, "beating up squirrels"! YAY! All squirrels should die and burn in hell!!
Rocky - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
hey Bullwinkle, that Quickstep got some issues need addressin' dude...
Adrians Revenge - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
The title is funny. Lyrics a bit unusual. Not bad.

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