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Song Parodies -> "Slam"

Original Song Title:

"Stand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Slam"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Slam all the people you know,
(Beat them down)
Watch them grab their stomachs
See them cry in agony.
Now slam your co-workers at work.
(When you're mad)
Think about the fun your having,
Thank God, it's not happ'ning to you.

If you are teed off beat up your mom,
Carry insurance to help you along
Their face is going to be on the ground
Their bodies' are there to kick when they're down.

Slam all your best friends in lunch,
('Specially dorks)
Watch them grab their gonads
See them cry in agony.
Now slam all your neighbors at home.
(Peeping toms)
Think about the suits your getting,
Some attorney will bail you out.

Your boss is going to push you around,
His head will soon end up on the ground.
If lawsuits were trees the trees would be growing
I got no reason
Violence is calling

Slam all the freak-talkshows host
(Beat them down)
When you're on the Springer show,
Hope that Jerry gets some good rates.
Now slam your siblings at home.
(That's given)
Think about the fun your having,
Wait until your mother gets home.

If lawsuits were trees the trees would be growing
I got no reason
Violence is calling
Your boss is going to push you around,
His body is there to kick when they're down.

So slam (Slam!)
The lawyer.
Even if he saves you, he just wanted to con you before.
Now slam (slam!)
(Use your fists)
Think about the place where you live
Hope you like your jail-cell.

Slam all the people you know,
(Beat them down)
Watch them grab their stomachs
See them cry in agony.
Now slam your co-workers at work.
(When you're mad)
Think about the fun your having,
Thank God, it's not happ'ning to you

Slam the judge right where you are (When in court)
Slam all the fags and the jock (With your fists)
Their face is going to be on the ground
(Slam all the people you know)
Their bodies' are there to kick when they're down.(Just slam)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 11

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Jordan - January 27, 2003 - Report this comment
nice work; 4,4,4; 5,4,4 if you didn't rhyme growing with calling... j/k=) good job.
Jeff Buchoff - January 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Anger is good

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