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Song Parodies -> "Fired! (The Apprentice Song)"

Original Song Title:

"The One I Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fired! (The Apprentice Song)"

Parody Written by:

Earl S. Garber

The Lyrics

Donald Trump will appreciate this one about as much as he appreciates Rosie O'Donnell.
This one goes out through the board room door
This one goes out and the door hits his behind
A simple flop who's out in record time
This one goes out through the exit door


This one goes out through the other door
This one goes out to the minimum wage he'll find
A menial job should occupy his kind
This one goes out through the the service door


This one goes out through the basement door
This one goes out to screw up his life, not mine
Another job should suit this fool just fine
This one goes out to the maint'nance door

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
That was great! It doesn't even need the "Apprentice" reference.
Yoidy - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Singing the word Fired alone a la REM is funny! 555
jango - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
"Fired" sounds better than the original lyric====is it "fire?" And it makes better sense, even in the context of the original song! Which only has one, stupid, annoying verse, right? Thanks for the improvement! You're hired!
Spoof-Man - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment

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