Nighttime fell at the shopping mall
In the latter half of the kid's toy section
The prey looks at a Power Rangers doll
The predator jumps out and grabs him

(I've seen his face somewhere) Predator
(Maybe at Target) Predator
(His last name's Jackson, don't forget) Predator

Michael Jackson's look is so unique
He looks like Elizabeth Taylor
No one can really figure out just why he wants
An eight-year-old for Christmas

(He did that album, huh?) Predator
(The one they call "Thriller") Predator
(Back off, man, he's a real killer) Predator

The only thing we know is his real name
We can't really tell if he's black or he's white
But he would give Schwarzenegger a fright

Nighttime fell at the courthouse
Wearing his PJs as he goes
The prosecutors can't say a word
'Cause Michael just jumped out and grabbed him

(Looks like he's a free man) Predator
(Look at him smiling now) Predator
(Oh look, they're holding hands) Predator
(Look at him crying now) Predator
(They've got him overseas) Predator
(Look at him frying now) Predator
(It's all over, let's go get some chow) Predator