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Song Parodies -> "Arms are Crushed"

Original Song Title:

"Orange Crush"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Arms are Crushed"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

This song is short on lyrics, but I love the original....
[3x]
Poor old me got hit by tree
I broke my spine, and now my arms are crushed
Cover me, I'm hollering
I snapped my spine, and yeah my arms are crushed
(Give us patience, hold your screams)
My legs are numb and, ow, it's time to give me some amphetamines
(Hand me these, and hurry please)
Makin' a cast to cover me
[sounds of moaning]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Stephen Harrington - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
554, very good, but I would have loved to see at least 2 different verses.
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen. I might redo this one with two extra stanzas.
AFW - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Short, but sweet..555
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW :)
Josh - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
i also would've like to see some more verses but still great! also i surprised no ones parodied the obvious Orange Crush Soda connection =P
littleCupCakes - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
. . .. Here's a little Cabo-Wabo for your pain, Sir MacFeast !
MrMacphisto - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Josh and LCC... :)
Red Ant - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I, too, love TOS (one of my favorite REM songs). I didn't realize this song repeated 3 times... it's been a while since I heard it. A bit of variation would make a great recording - the "Ooohs" after the verses are begging for a painful treatment! What is the "chant" between the 2nd and 3rd verses?
MrMacphisto - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red :) Yeah, I may go back and write a longer version of this....

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