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Song Parodies -> "S.P.A.M."

Original Song Title:

"Stand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"S.P.A.M."

Parody Written by:

007Nick

The Lyrics

This is also a parody of Wierd Al's song (Spam), but I'd rather list it here. This version seems almost like a computer nerd's worst nightmare... Servers & Networks & Spam, oh my...
Spam in my email account (All this junk)
Maybe it's a virus, better scan the attachment now
Spam on my laptop at work (They're obsessed)
Really don't know why they think I need all this crap any how

Is space running low, go to file store
Then delete the junk to give you some more
The filter prevents the junk getting in
The junk folder's there to hold in the spam

Spam on my desktop at home (All this junk)
Check out the selection, all the different subjects now
One says "Are you happy at work (Have a rest)"
It's about a cruise vacation, should I go, it sounds kind of neat

Use anti-spyware, don't fool around
Or else your system is gonna shutdown
Probably some sites, aren't working no doubt
Adjust your blocker and leave them out, now

Tried McAfee on my own (Bought at store)
Software expiration, updating the table (Oh joy)
It's not like it costs very much (The lowest)
It'll save me from those ads and viruses that are getting old

[Insrumental]

Now once I click in, I can't click back out
From the frustration, I might wanna shout
The trojan will help the worm to get in
It will corrupt my system again

No spam (Damn)
All this junk
When I try deletion, some will stay in my files now
Spam (Damn)
Makes me stressed
Really is a pesky nuisance, anyone who gets it

If they don't know where I live (Don't tell more)
My registration, should I cancel the membership now (Delete?)
It can erase all my work (Now I'm stressed)
Think about how they seem obsessed,
they must think it sounds kind of neat

Sometimes they go kind of far (All this junk)
They can find out where you are (Lots of junk)
The prize is there to sucker you in
(They can find out where you are)(With their junk)
So please beware, beware of the spam
(They can find out where you are)(With their spam)

No spam
007nick@msn.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Stephen Harrington - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, I'm in total agreement.
Michael Pacholek - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Since you don't like spam, I'll keep this short: Five. Since you don't like spam, I recommend "Another Bastard Spammer" by Phil Alexander, which remains the definitive parody on the subject.
007Nick - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
You know, I don't really mind advertising online. I just think sometimes they get a little carried away... Thanks for your votes & comments.
Larry Hensley - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool, it's what the original should've been. 555s

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