-> "Kentucky Fried Chicken"
Original Song Title:
"Imitation of Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kentucky Fried Chicken"
Parody Written by:
Mike Flynn
The Lyrics
Need some quick food
have to decide quick
Named for a colonel
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Don't like those Crispy Strips at all
don't like those French fries at all
I just want to puke it out
CHORUS
Those Crispy Strips that tasted bad
those mashed potatoes make me mad
Come on, come on
I just want to puke it out
You want a thing so bad
the damn worst thing since Kraft made cheese
KFC sucks
too ominous
Like Kevin Costner in Tron
or Sean Connery as Forrest Gump
It's hard to myself to puke
CHORUS
No one can see me puke
Those Crispy Strips that tasted bad
those chicken wings in spicy sauce
Come on, come on
No one can see you puke
Those Crispy Strips, that Mountain Dew
Now I have to go piss and s**t
Come on, come on
No one can see you puke
This restaurant is scaring me
clerk's a bastard now I'm afraid
Come on, come on
No one can see me puke
Those Crispy Strips that tasted bad
and Taco Bell has cockroach eggs
come on, come on
No one can see you puke
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