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Song Parodies -> "Banned"
Original Song Title:
"Stand"
(MP3)Original Performer:
R.E.M.
Parody Song Title:
"Banned"
Parody Written by:
AussieBullDog
The Lyrics
Banned from my local K-Mart
(Kicked me out)
Think it was for stealing, think those in-store cameras caught me
Got banned from McDonalds last week
(Kicked me out)
When I brought a meal in I got from the drive-through at KFC
Seems I never can learn to behave
Entered a fruit shop and started to shave
I've been ejected from most everywhere
At football games I throw things and swear
I'm banned from the town swimming pool
(Kicked me out)
Pool attendants caught me urinating in the deep end
I'm banned from the post office too
(Kicked me out)
Took exception to the baby guinea pigs I wanted to send
No sense or manners, I've barely a care
My head is full of nothing but air
Maturity's low, behaviour's appalling
Brain cells are lacking, IQ is falling
Banned from the circus last year
(Kicked me out)
Yelling out while acrobats were on the tightrope up there
I'm banned from the video store
(Kicked me out)
Gave away the endings of the movies to the customers there
Maturity's low, behaviour's appalling
Brain cells are lacking, IQ is falling
No sense or manners, I've barely a care
My head is full of nothing but air
I'm banned (banned)
(Been kicked out)
Every store I visit, never last ten minutes in there
Get banned (banned)
(Get kicked out)
How long will this last, I think the timeframe is infinite
Banned from another K-Mart
(Kicked me out)
Manager just issued a restraining order again
Been banned by the people next door
(Kicked me out)
Got some angry neighbours, they don't want me near their daughter again
Banned from the local golf course
(Kicked me out)
Kept riding round on a horse
(Kicked me out)
No sense or manners, I've barely a care
(Banned from the local golf course)
(Kicked me out)
My head is full of nothing but air
(Kept riding round on a horse)
(Kicked out)
I'm banned
(Kicked me out)
Think it was for stealing, think those in-store cameras caught me
Got banned from McDonalds last week
(Kicked me out)
When I brought a meal in I got from the drive-through at KFC
Seems I never can learn to behave
Entered a fruit shop and started to shave
I've been ejected from most everywhere
At football games I throw things and swear
I'm banned from the town swimming pool
(Kicked me out)
Pool attendants caught me urinating in the deep end
I'm banned from the post office too
(Kicked me out)
Took exception to the baby guinea pigs I wanted to send
No sense or manners, I've barely a care
My head is full of nothing but air
Maturity's low, behaviour's appalling
Brain cells are lacking, IQ is falling
Banned from the circus last year
(Kicked me out)
Yelling out while acrobats were on the tightrope up there
I'm banned from the video store
(Kicked me out)
Gave away the endings of the movies to the customers there
Maturity's low, behaviour's appalling
Brain cells are lacking, IQ is falling
No sense or manners, I've barely a care
My head is full of nothing but air
I'm banned (banned)
(Been kicked out)
Every store I visit, never last ten minutes in there
Get banned (banned)
(Get kicked out)
How long will this last, I think the timeframe is infinite
Banned from another K-Mart
(Kicked me out)
Manager just issued a restraining order again
Been banned by the people next door
(Kicked me out)
Got some angry neighbours, they don't want me near their daughter again
Banned from the local golf course
(Kicked me out)
Kept riding round on a horse
(Kicked me out)
No sense or manners, I've barely a care
(Banned from the local golf course)
(Kicked me out)
My head is full of nothing but air
(Kept riding round on a horse)
(Kicked out)
I'm banned
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great job
Just don't get banned from Am I Right. You're too much fun to have around. 5-5-5
ROFLMAO!!!
Aussie, man! This parody was just too funny! You went ahead and picked some of the most outragieous reasons to get banned from different places! Awesome, dude!
Aussie's been busy!! Good job.
Good job! That was hilarious!
Wow! Thanks, everyone. :) (For the record, only SOME of those things actually happened to me...)
Luverly.
Everyone at AmiRight is banned from dissin' you, ABD 5-5-5
excellent job as always ABD. And from I band I like!!!!!
LMAO, I sure hope this makes top ten.
Fruit shop? LOL! Should we try to guess which things that you actually did?
When someone does an idea I "was gonna get around to", I always secretly hope it sucks. No such luck; well done you bastard.
Sorry, Claude. If it's any consolation, 'Christmas In Australia' would have made it to no. 1 if it wasn't for you.
Okay, now I feel real bad I called you a bastard. It's an affectionate term over here, though.
This is as good as "Weird Al."
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