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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Boston"

Original Song Title:

"I Love L.A."

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Boston"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm actually a Mets fan, but dealing with Boston people is like dealing with a hemorroid. They hate New York City because of the stupid Yankees and for that I wrote this song. Also, It's in honor of the Amazin's team that broke the Sox fans hearts in '86. It's okay for Yankees fans to like this because I'm potraying what New York City feels about Boston.
Love New York City
It's big and it's great
And all the things and buildings in it
Let's leave Boston to the morons
That town's a little bit too crappy
For anyone who comes upon it

Drivin' down the Central Artery
That big ole' highway is falling apart.
Red Sox fans whinin' about some curse
Bill Buckner is still screwed

Roll down the window and the stench reeks
Of the arrogence of Boston
Don't hate on the Big Apple
Just because we can pronounce "four" right and you guys cannot.

From the Back Bay to Fenway
From the Downtown to the Harbor
Everybody's gonna say
That 'cause Beantown is a bad place to go
And Ally McBeal was one bad show

I hate Boston (We hate it)
I hate Boston (We hate it)

Look at that dumpster
Look at those bums
Look at that fan over there, man
He's hanging himself
Look at these people
They're ain't scumbags like 'em nowhere

The Boston Celtics (We hate 'em)
The Boston Bruins (We hate 'em)
The Boston Red Sox (We hate 'em)
Beantown (We hate it, we hate it)

I hate Boston
I hate Boston
(We hate it)

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