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Song Parodies -> "I Hate D.C."

Original Song Title:

"I Love L.A."

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate D.C."

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Here I am, on the Capital Beltway, with crappy traffic on both of its sides
Washington traffic never seems to end, we're stuck on the Wilson Bridge
Out on the road, not those construction men
I'll be gettin' home late, honey, it'll be night by then
I'm gonna stay there till I can't stay there no more

From Virginia to Maryland, from Capitol Hill to Georgetown
Nobody is ever happy, it's just an up-to-no-good city
I'm never going back there again

I hate D.C. (We hate it!), I hate D.C. (We hate it!)
We hate it!

Look at them fat cats, look at them hoods, look out for that crazy drunken thug
Cause he's from the streets
Look at these projects, man, there ain't nothing like this nowhere

Washington Wizards (We hate em!), Washington Redskins (We hate em!)
I-395 (We hate it!), Route 50 (We hate it! We hate it!)
I hate Washington!

I hate D.C. (We hate it!), I hate D.C. (We hate it!), I hate D.C. (We hate it!)

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Total Votes: 3

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royce miller - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Then don't go there
Asita - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate this parody Cuz DC is tha best place ever

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