Hate twisted backaches
Too weird and too strong
A simple backache wasn't too bad
To stop arthritis and the minor aches
Something's a little bit helpful
But now it helps me a lot

Getting rid of some serious bruises
And a big nasty headache as well
Muscle problems are getting high as I go
When my strains getting swell

Get rid of bruises,stop every sprain
Take care of stupid headaches
Just make the headache stop
You gotta use this good minor reliever thingy

From the bruises to Arthritis
To those crazy muscle problems
You are not very happy
Unless you try to use this something
That will cure the pain anyway

I got Bengay (We love it)
I got Bengay (We love it)

Get rid of bruises
Get rid of backaches
Get rid of sprains over there,man
Take care of headaches
Look at your muscle
They're constraining,how pathetic

Minor arthritis (forget it)
Serious headaches (forget it)
Very totally backaches (forget it)
Back sprains (forget it,forget)

I got Bengay
I got Bengay
(We love it)