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Song Parodies -> "Another One’s Up The Duff"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another One’s Up The Duff"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

In response to Phil's comments after "Another Kid Up The Duff", here's the M&P sister song to that original parody. One definition: 'Nong' = Australian slang for 'Idiot'...
Oh! Yeah, bro!
Steve walks eagerly down the street
Filled to brim, it hangs down low
‘Sured that Gloucester’s the place to be
There’s teen ones ready to go

Are you preggy now? Are you preggy now miss?
Are you banging for a pledge o’ secrete?
Root in her ‘doorway’ no rubbers, ribbed
Clue: You’re bound to conceive, yeah

Another one’s up the duff
Another one’s up the duff
And they did it on lawn and they did it at dawn
Another one’s up the duff hey
Hey, I'm gonna get some tool
Another one’s up the duff

Anticipate we’re going to be all moms
We’re adolescent nongs
At school we’ve a heavy plan to be bad
A pact to oven a bun

Are you happy? Are you filled with pride?
Not long ‘til it’s on the teat
Now you’ve gone as-tray, your oldies bristle
Say you’re grounded - complete! No doubt.

Another one’s up the duff
Another one’s up the duff
And another one’s donged and another one’s pronged
Another one’s up the duff hey
Hey, I’ve now ‘in utero’
Another one up the duff!

Hey
I’ll take it - quite enough - I ain’t bluff-in’

Yeah well, now that I’m in the buff
Well baby, desire that stuff – now!
You’ll find yeah, that soon enough (pray, pray)
Another one’s up the duff to-day-ay-ay-ay...
You’ll sprout!

There is Benny and Ray and Jude and Bert and Sam
Just ring, they’ll come around
You get homies
You get croneys
You get lone-ly mans and leave them
Once they’ve blown - yeah!
Now she’s preggy - yes, she’s eating for two
Expanding ‘til she is replete
Gotta adore, eh, these school-age chicks
No bleeding ‘til the mound is complete down there

Another one’s up the duff
Another one’s up the duff
Well, they shoulda withdrawn and accepted no spawn
There’s seventeen up the duff yeah
Say! Not only future’s screwed...
Another one’s up the duff

Poke out
Yay! Some life...

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McKludge - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
So right yet so wrong. 555
alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
donged and pronged...lol
Jason - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo the 2 comments above!
mandamoo - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I remember reading something about this. Good job !
Phil Alexander - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I feel somehow...

...responsible :-)
Peregrin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
As only you should Phil :) Specially if anyone doesn't like it heh heh! I wanted to stick your name into that line where all the guys get named, as a sort of loving tribute. But alas, your parents didn't give any prior thought to the rhyme scheme :)
adagio - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
You two and Guy gave me an idea on how to finish mine ;) Yours was excellent and didn't beat around the bush...ah.... yea...he he he 5's
Peregrin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Au contraire, Pat! I suggest there were a number of beatings taken around the bush ;-p
adagio - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess Pippin. I dare you to explain withOUT euphamisms...lol
Peregrin - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't :( See what parody writing has done to me? Waaaah! Curse you Chucky G !!! :)
John Jenkins - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good title and parody.
adagio - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Pippin...nm, then. lol For me, I see double-entendres where there aren't. :)
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha Ha - You said "Nong". Great take on a major US news article that is still being seen from time to time. I like this baby.
Weird Dave - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody. But why Gloucester? Should be Essex ;)

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