-> "Another One’s Up The Duff"
Original Song Title:
"Another One Bites The Dust"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Another One’s Up The Duff"
The Lyrics
Oh! Yeah, bro!
Steve walks eagerly down the street
Filled to brim, it hangs down low
‘Sured that Gloucester’s the place to be
There’s teen ones ready to go
Are you preggy now? Are you preggy now miss?
Are you banging for a pledge o’ secrete?
Root in her ‘doorway’ no rubbers, ribbed
Clue: You’re bound to conceive, yeah
Another one’s up the duff
Another one’s up the duff
And they did it on lawn and they did it at dawn
Another one’s up the duff hey
Hey, I'm gonna get some tool
Another one’s up the duff
Anticipate we’re going to be all moms
We’re adolescent nongs
At school we’ve a heavy plan to be bad
A pact to oven a bun
Are you happy? Are you filled with pride?
Not long ‘til it’s on the teat
Now you’ve gone as-tray, your oldies bristle
Say you’re grounded - complete! No doubt.
Another one’s up the duff
Another one’s up the duff
And another one’s donged and another one’s pronged
Another one’s up the duff hey
Hey, I’ve now ‘in utero’
Another one up the duff!
Hey
I’ll take it - quite enough - I ain’t bluff-in’
Yeah well, now that I’m in the buff
Well baby, desire that stuff – now!
You’ll find yeah, that soon enough (pray, pray)
Another one’s up the duff to-day-ay-ay-ay...
You’ll sprout!
There is Benny and Ray and Jude and Bert and Sam
Just ring, they’ll come around
You get homies
You get croneys
You get lone-ly mans and leave them
Once they’ve blown - yeah!
Now she’s preggy - yes, she’s eating for two
Expanding ‘til she is replete
Gotta adore, eh, these school-age chicks
No bleeding ‘til the mound is complete down there
Another one’s up the duff
Another one’s up the duff
Well, they shoulda withdrawn and accepted no spawn
There’s seventeen up the duff yeah
Say! Not only future’s screwed...
Another one’s up the duff
Poke out
Yay! Some life...
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