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Song Parodies -> "Come Back Home, Jackie"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Come Back Home, Jackie"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to my longtime girlfriend, Jackie, who has been stuck in Kenya trying to renew her Visa. I wish she was back home in Texas living with me. I miss her so badly and I love her. And yes, I do want to marry her. I have not proposed to her yet, but it will happen soon.
Wish you were here Jackie
I have always been your man
I wish you would come back
To the American land
You ended up in Kenya
For the Embassy
But your Visa will renew
So you'll come back home to me
And you, you are mine
Yes you, you are mine


Since you've been out of Dallas,
I've been feeling sore
You’re always my princess
I know you are not a whore
It is so hard to hear you
Way beyond the ocean tide
If you come back to Texas
I will soon make you my bride
And you, you are mine
Yes you, you are mine
Oh you, you are mine
Yes you, you are mine


So please come back home
So I ask you, Jackie
Please come back home
So I ask you, Jackie
Please come back home, oh lord
Cos I've been a bachelor all my life
But I've been dating you


We've been in separate lands
And it does not feel so right
Because the Texas days
Don't mix with Kenya nights
When I see the Texas sun
You see the African stars
Wish I'd drive to the airport
And get you into my car
And you, you are mine
Yes you, you are mine
Oh you, you are mine
Yes you, you are mine


So please come back home
So I ask you, Jackie
Please come back home
So I ask you, Jackie
Please come back home
So I ask you, Jackie
Please come back home, oh yes
Sooner or later, you will be my wife
Yes I will marry you


So I ask you, Jackie
Please come back home....
If you think I should record a video of myself singing this song parody on YouTube or something to help get Jackie back home, please let me know.

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Rob Arndt - November 18, 2016 - Report this comment
GL- 555!
John Lomain - November 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice parody, 5's
Agrimorfee - November 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Awwww...

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