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Song Parodies -> "When I Squish, It just Stains Brown"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish It Would Rain Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"When I Squish, It just Stains Brown"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

You know I hate it when it starts to happen
But it always slips out through my end, yeah
All this time I held it in tight
I farted and it won't dry

Now I...
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains
Stains brown
With pee now
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains on me

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pie
Oh, I'll feel it tonight... yeah
Ooh, I hate it when I feel colon pain
And I shook when I walked in the den, yeah

Now I...
When I eat that dish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains
Stains brown
With pee now
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains on me

When the squirting's gone
Some's hanging on, then slides
And I know...
While relievin' me when it's leavin' me
Through every night and day
I'm just dropping bombs with time

'Cause I know
I blow
And never want to leave all these stains
And I really hate this color brown
Oooh no...

'Cause I know all the farts will start
I know I never want to squirt this again

Now I...
When I eat that dish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Straining when I squish, it just stains
Stains brown
With pee now
Ooh, when I squish, it just stains brown
Brown on me
Messy when I squish, it just stains brown
Stains brown all on me

(Stains)
(Stains)
Just stains brown on me
Just makes it stain brown
When it drains down
I'm an @$$ clown
Ooohhh no

[more adlibbing about the stains until fading out]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
AFW - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This brought tears to my eyes..five drops
Stephen Harrington - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
555 moist towelettes.
MrMacphisto - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, and Stephen. :D
carol - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
ewwww! 5 depends
MrMacphisto - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol... lol
Red Ant - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Lol!
MrMacphisto - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red... :)
Larry Hensley - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
it's how the original should've gone
MrMacphisto - May 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry... :)
aoit - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Dumb parody. 0-0-0. Oh wait, that number doesn't appear on the ballot.

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