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Song Parodies -> "Take A Look At My Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Against All Odds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Look At My Cow"

Parody Written by:

NoNosedDog

The Lyrics

You have to say 'veterinary' quite fast for this to work!
How can I just let you walk away
Can't let you leave without a chase
When my cow here's very close to death – its true
Moo-oo
You're a well renowned veterinary know-it-all

How can you just walk away from me
While my cow struggles to breathe
'Cause we shared the slaughter and the spaying
And even cropped some ears
You're a well renowned veterinary know-it-all

So take a look at my cow
There's a pained look upon her face
She's stumbling around so very blindly
There's udders all over the place

Oh take a look at my cow
Her poor stupid bovine face
I'd put the wrong batteries in the cattle prod
Was a surprise she couldn't take

Put on one of those long rubber gloves
And stick your arm up her backside
I know you vets can diagnose these things
From feeling round inside
You're a well renowned veterinary know-it-all

So take a look at my cow
There's a pained look upon her face
She's stumbling around so very blindly
There's udders all over the place

Oh take a look at my cow
Her poor stupid bovine face
She may recover, its true, in an hour or two
But check her over just in case

Take a look at my cow
'Cause she'll still be lying here
I'd put the wrong batteries in the cattle prod
Was a surprise she couldn't take

Please take a look at my cow

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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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wanker1981 - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, mate. Funny and original content. Phil should be asking you if he can sing this one instead lol!
Rocky Mak - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I have a friend who has a cow that has a broken leg, and when I was listening to the remake and saw the lyrics, makes me kind of scared. 5's all round.
Christie Marie M - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Moooooooor-velous parody! Poor cow, but good song you wrote.

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