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Song Parodies -> "Losing All My Hair All Right"

Original Song Title:

"In The Air Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Losing All My Hair All Right"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I felt hopeless losing all my hair all right,oh no
I've been baldy for the really first time,oh no
Aren't you hopeless losing all your hair all right,oh no,oh no

Well,if you told me that this barber was the one that you hate
I've seen her face because you just ditched away from her,what a big mistake
Well,I was there and I know what you did,she saw you with her own two eyes
I will cut your hair doofus,but why'd you hate me,though I am no bag of ice

I felt worthless losing all my hair all right,oh no
I've been baldy now for the first time,oh no
I am worthless losing all my hair all right,oh no,oh no
I've never been so bald for the first time,oh no,oh no

Well I remember,I remember this barber
How could I ever forget,it's the first time,the last time I ever met
But you don't want to see her again,no you were afraid of her looks
The hurt doesn't show,she will come and go,was she putting you in a bad mood

Am I scared for losing all my hair all right,oh no
I'm a baldhead for the very first time,oh no
I was scared for losing all your hair all right,oh no,oh no
I'm now a baldhead for the very first time,oh no,oh no

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Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Easy way to get fives from me: Write a parody that makes fun of one of Phil Collins' multitudinous shortcomings! Could never stand the guy, and parodying this beer-commercial jingle is another easy way to get fived.

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