Song Parodies -> Just Ten Items
| Original Song Title: | "I Missed Again" |
| Original Performer: | Phil Collins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just Ten Items" |
| Parody Written by: | Larry Hensley |
So I finally stopped shopping, I'll check out now
It's taking so long
Buyin' a few things, express checkout's far too long
I'm waiting in line
'Cause some rule breakers are wasting my time
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
I watch my watch, think about the time
I'm still waitin', my time' s attacked
I try to change lanes, but then
I see that they're really packed
I'm waiting in line
People with full carts are wasting my time
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
When you're buying something you want so bad
And you almost got it, but the checkout is just really bad
You're just waiting there forever, and you wish that you just could go
And I will fall asleep while waiting
I will fall asleep while waiting
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
I'm waiting in line
'Cause some rule breakers are wasting my time
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
It's taking so long
Buyin' a few things, express checkout's far too long
I'm waiting in line
'Cause some rule breakers are wasting my time
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
I watch my watch, think about the time
I'm still waitin', my time' s attacked
I try to change lanes, but then
I see that they're really packed
I'm waiting in line
People with full carts are wasting my time
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
When you're buying something you want so bad
And you almost got it, but the checkout is just really bad
You're just waiting there forever, and you wish that you just could go
And I will fall asleep while waiting
I will fall asleep while waiting
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
I'm waiting in line
'Cause some rule breakers are wasting my time
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
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