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Song Parodies -> "Just Ten Items"

Original Song Title:

"I Missed Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Just Ten Items"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

So I finally stopped shopping, I'll check out now
It's taking so long
Buyin' a few things, express checkout's far too long

I'm waiting in line
'Cause some rule breakers are wasting my time

Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less

I watch my watch, think about the time
I'm still waitin', my time' s attacked
I try to change lanes, but then
I see that they're really packed

I'm waiting in line
People with full carts are wasting my time

Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less

When you're buying something you want so bad
And you almost got it, but the checkout is just really bad
You're just waiting there forever, and you wish that you just could go
And I will fall asleep while waiting
I will fall asleep while waiting

Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less

I'm waiting in line
'Cause some rule breakers are wasting my time

Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less
Sign says, "Just ten items"
Sign says, "Just ten items" or less

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Genesis Jimi - April 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Good parody. However, when I did make it up to the checkout, the checkout girl informed me she counted more items than the limit but she'd ring them up anyway. She was short, wearing hip-hugging jeans and she had long red-orange hair and light blue eyes. She was sooooooooooooo cute, nice and sweet... ; )

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