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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Train"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Train"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The search for the legendary Nazi Gold Train continues on-and-off in Poland...
Breslau born! Hahaha


E,E,E, E... [fade]


Crazy, the news as it flows
Missing 300 tons of gold
Maybe. No one knows it's fate
The Owl Mountains, in a tunnel waits

Gold, jewels, art, worth stealing
Attached to Nazi fame
Everybody's crazy over this Nazi train
Everyone's searching for this Nazi train

Tales from soldiers
Civilians too
Waldenburg hook-ups
Project Reise they knew
Lower Silesia under German control
300 ft long, buried in a tunnel


Legends of Nazi Germany
Hoaxes and the absurd, not sure, not sure

Searched through the Cold War
Various locations
Searched in the tunnels
What a sensation!
Crazy, "it's here or there"
Going insane... where is it's underground lair?


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Rob Arndt - January 08, 2018 - Report this comment
The Es here stand for Eisenbahn (Railroad). Project Riese was Project Giant. The train ran from Breslau to Waldenburg. It disappeared in the Owl Mountains. There are many legends about the Nazi Gold Train, but the most logical is that they cut a separate line for it, encased it in concrete, and sealed the entrances or collapsed a series of underground tunnels. I believe it exists because it was witnessed leaving Breslau in January 1945. Nobody knows for sure where it went, but that gold, art, and jewels (possibly secret weapons files too) have never reappeared. Reise was a planned underground factory complex with 7 tunnels. Only a few were used and construction kept going. I am only aware of Espenlaub moved there which repaired captured Allied aircraft for KG 200 secret LW missions. They worked on components for fighters and DC transport aircraft. Maybe some of the loot went by air... I really don't know.

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