Song Parodies -> Diary of a Fatman
| Original Song Title: | "Diary of a Madman" |
| Original Performer: | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Diary of a Fatman" |
| Parody Written by: | Ron Presley |
Eating at the table
Watch me eat another cake
Christmas dinners endless meals I have to make
Celluite now it's all on me there's no escape
Diary of a fatman
Eat the fries again today
Eateries of chocolate
Dear diary I go eat to stay.
Tasty Lasanga goes feeds me
Taste his food
Celluite now it's all on me
That's really rude.
A hungry mind and stomach
The pasta tells me tales
Could I mistake myself for Rosanna
Who has the cake on sale
Will he go cook my soup
Or will he cook for free
Is he tryin' to eat out or tryin' to feed me.
GUITAR SOLO
Pizzas in the microwave
Cream all on my Raisen Bran
Can I ask a question
To help me see who's Fatman
Brownies fill up the liver
There tasty
Noon till Midnight is dinner
Send in pasteries
Watch me eat another cake
Christmas dinners endless meals I have to make
Celluite now it's all on me there's no escape
Diary of a fatman
Eat the fries again today
Eateries of chocolate
Dear diary I go eat to stay.
Tasty Lasanga goes feeds me
Taste his food
Celluite now it's all on me
That's really rude.
A hungry mind and stomach
The pasta tells me tales
Could I mistake myself for Rosanna
Who has the cake on sale
Will he go cook my soup
Or will he cook for free
Is he tryin' to eat out or tryin' to feed me.
GUITAR SOLO
Pizzas in the microwave
Cream all on my Raisen Bran
Can I ask a question
To help me see who's Fatman
Brownies fill up the liver
There tasty
Noon till Midnight is dinner
Send in pasteries
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