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Song Parodies -> "Touched by a Man of God"

Original Song Title:

"Touched by the Hand of God"

Original Performer:

New Order

Parody Song Title:

"Touched by a Man of God"

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The Lyrics

the original: By the way, the video is a parody of bands like Motley Crue. Bernard Sumner looks especially funny in a mega-mullet. :)
I was standing with devotion, then I took my place
Right on a holy pew
I should've known it, but I never realized
What you would do (but it's taboo)
Well, now I'm down here all alone, and all I'm hearing is your moan
You caught me as your prey
And with every sound you make is yet another vow you break
His judgment you will pay

'Cause I was... touched...
By a man of God
"Why'd he do it?"
Pedophile, he was

I never hope to do the things in this world... I've seen you do
Because most things I've atoned
Are not wrongs to you (laws askew)
I'd never looked at you in a sexual way in my life before
And I'm never ending up like that so desperate anymore

[chorus 4x]

I was touched (touched)

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AFW - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Modern moral problem..very well done
UnKnownVotress - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord McFeast, I have read that childhood victims will grow up to be the aggressors in these cases.
MrMacphisto - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW and Unknown... :)
Hair Banger Chickie - January 01, 2012 - Report this comment
My best friend and I were reading this while listening to the OS, and we thought it was really good. Quite perverted, but really good. :)

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