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Song Parodies -> "His Face Decays"

Original Song Title:

"Ace of Spades"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"His Face Decays"

Parody Written by:

Nick Gisburne

The Lyrics

Because zombies rock!
Zombies like to shamble
They stagger when they stand
Their skin so gruesome
The sores and brains and screams

Saliva starts to spray
Chewing on the tender prey
Drooling while he feeds
A zombie always bleeds and
His face decays
His face decays

Slay another shy one
Screaming and dishevelled
Feel the hunger grow
A call for brains and meat

Severing forever
Someone's leg to chew
Struggling and sick
Decomposing quick
His face decays
His face decays

Those injuries will ooze
Contaminants infuse
For snacks he'll slay and bite a lady
Whining as he slits her liver
He won't forget to choke her

Thrashing wild and panting
The victim's eyes are bleeding
Feed on the meat
He shreds their glands again

The squealing as he dines
Breaks and cracks the spine
A zombie guarantees
Disfiguring disease
His face decays
His face decays
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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Zombie Matchmaker - October 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Meet Sweet Sue, the resident semi-alive cadaver. Then eat each other and let us alone.
Harry - October 05, 2013 - Report this comment
dude that was one heluva parody of the Motorhead hallmark song. You nailed it, and very graphic, like a David Cronenberg film.

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