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Song Parodies -> "Eat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Eat It"

Parody Written by:

Room Full of Mockery

The Lyrics

Wish someone would tell them: don't come around here
Wish these Puritan turds would just disappear
Wish that they'd stick their pursed lips into a rear
And eat it, just eat it

Suck up the runs comin' from someone's can
F*ck you and your ones given with no plan
You must belong to J. Falwell's clan
Just eat it. Who cares what you think's bad?!

Chorus
Just eat it, Just eat it, Just eat it, Just eat it
Take your priggishness and beat it
Your presence here is worse than a blight
Open up wide and take a big bite
Just eat it, eat it

Your lame ratings belong in a garbage can
Dig into a log that is laced with oat bran
Guess you can tell that we're not your fan
Go eat it, just eat it

It's obvious that your judgment is impaired
So either go f*ck off or go get a pair
Or overcome your hangups and just vote fair
You eat sh*t, should have pulled out, your dad

Chorus

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 6
 4
 
 2   0
 0
 2
 
 3   4
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 0
 1
 
 5   4
 4
 3
 

User Comments

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Weird Al - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This sucks.
Olvan The Terrible - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this song about the jackasses on Amiright who give parodies low ratings just because they can? If so, I must give you three fives out of principle. The pacing was dead-on, too.
Joe Melchionne - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
i wonder about the writers who dont have ones? are they behind this skullduggery?
Shiek Of The Mutilated - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
It's hard to be objective here when this writer not only stole the tune from the original Weird Al, he stole the idea. I should have been kind and not vote.
Blethar - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
That bit about the Puritans...urgh...To be honest, I don't really think that this is funny, and the pacings off in places. I just don't like it. But I won't vote for it. You wrote a parody about giving lame ratings, so I'll spare you from them.
Jeff Reuben - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Aside from the title, I didn't think this had any resemblence at all to Weird Al's Eat it.
Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good point Joe. Or, if not them, someone(s) who likes them as friends - but you're right, there's enough clues (if you could be bothered)
WW89 - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This has nothing to do with Weird Al's song eat it. The thing is funny, but the pacing is off. 354.
Bryce - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Sometimes I give low ratings and I'm proud of it. I have high standards. If something is good, I say so. And if its not I say that too. Stop complaining and write better parodies. This is not a love me & love my parody club. If you suck, don't post. Or at least don't wine about the rating.
mac - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Now *this* is tasteless. 1's
Fitu - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
They probably think where the ones who eat it and stink it.
Joel Martinez - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
1!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF!!!!!! MORE LIKE -2-2-2(If there was such thing)

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