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Song Parodies -> "Plastic Surgeon"

Original Song Title:

"Man in the Mirror"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Surgeon"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

Mmm-Hmm-mm.

I'm gonna change my face,
for once in my life.
It's not gonna look real good,
gonna look a bit different,
not gonna look so ri-i-ight.

As I, run and i trip and fall,
and mess up my pretty nose,
I start to realize:
I can get it fixed
with plastic surgery!
And I think I
will make my eyes
so slim that i can't really see.
So I wan't look like fart,
I think I'll do something smart,
and point up my shnoz.
And get about a hundred face jobs,
so I can look like Diana Ross.
OH boy, this is such a great loss!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.

I've been a victim of,
the plastic su-urgeon.
And his persuasive ways.
There are some who I love,
but not ones I can trust,
Because they're really
tellin' me,
that i am lookin' pretty good.
I'm gonna get some more,
more than ever before,
because I love surgery
(Love surgery)
Yeah, I love my looks ya' see,
my face, and my beauty,
that's why i'm doing this to me!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon, (ooh!)
I'm askin' him to change my face. (ooh!)
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya..
(face....)
Change my face.
I left out the two minute ad-libbing at the end

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MrMacphisto - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, THIS SONG ROCKS! How sad it is to be commenting your own song.
Royce Miller - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Dominic, it pays to complain. Your comment about people reading and commenting on your parodies caused me to read this jewel of yours; I do like it and it's a hard song to parody--I was going to do it once and didn't. "If you wanna make the world a better place, love the person you are and keep your face".....
tenderloin - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Dom, This parody is cool infact all of your parodies are pretty cool, I think you are good at this stuff and she could at it... ~tenderloin/ziggy/stardust/mika ;)
Ladybug - September 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey!This is great! the song is really one of my favorites but going through it i realized that Michael took it to promote his messy surgeries... thisis funny

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