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Song Parodies -> "Ernie"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Ernie"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

He has a friend and his name was Bert
No one in Sesame Street's gonna get hurt
His favorite color's changed,he's not saying bad words
He's Ernie,that's Ernie

He wants to hide and Big Bird will seek
That two-headed monster's just an awkward freak
Big Bird will find him,wherever he peeks
There's Ernie,now you know he's gonna laugh

He's Ernie (Ernie),Ernie (Ernie)
Big Bird's on his journey
Have a little laugh
Having more fun
It doesn't matter if it's too numb

He's Ernie (Ernie),he's Ernie (Ernie)
He's Ernie (Ernie),he's Ernie (Ernie)

And in his farm,he had two Honkers
As well as his bell-ringing Dinger
His duckie was yellow and is made of rubber
It's Ernie,here's Ernie

Some plants can grow high and some can grow low
Some grow above the ground,some grow below
He's singing a song called "How Things Grow"
He's Ernie,now you know he's gonna laugh

He's Ernie (Ernie),Ernie (Ernie)
Squeaking his rubber duckie
Have a little laugh
Having more fun
It doesn't matter if it's too numb

He's Ernie (Ernie),Ernie (Ernie)
Squeaking his rubber duckie
Have a little laugh
Having more fun
It doesn't matter if it's too numb

He's Ernie

Ernie (Ernie),Ernie (Ernie)
Big Bird's on his journey
Have a little laugh
Having more fun
It doesn't matter if it's too numb

He's Ernie (Ernie),Ernie (Ernie)
Big Bird's on his journey
Have a little laugh
Having more fun
It doesn't matter if it's too numb

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2Eagle - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You need to spend a few hours watching "The Simpsons".
Eric Cartman("South Park") - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Watch more Comedy Central and less PBS,butt-wipe!

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