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Song Parodies -> "Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Dead"

Parody Written by:

Weirder Al

The Lyrics

My skin is green
And I reek of Death
Don't come to close
'cuse I got bad breath
I'm Telling You
Better get a gun
'cuse you'll look like me
when I am done
Come On,

Come On,
Gonna stalk ya,
All night.

It's the zombie's time
To walk around
We're popping up
right from the ground
You woke us up
On Halloween Night
We won't go down
without a fight

Well, the Full Moon is a-rising
We'll take over the world
Now you better turn around and
Scream like a little girl

Because I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
Come On
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
Come On, You Know
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
Yeah, I kicked the bucket, took a dirt nap
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Dead . . .

The Word Is Out
we're in the 'hood
Better arm yourself
for your own good
Our milk-white eyes
Fill you with fright
So Listen Up
Prepare to fight
Your cannot hide
you wussy man
Total conquest
is our big plan

Well, the Full Moon is a-rising
We'll take over the world
Now you better turn around and
Scream like a little girl

Because I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
Come On
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It, You Know
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
Yeah, ya know my guts are crawling with bugs
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Dead . . .

(Disco-Zombie solo dance)

We can rule The Earth Tomorrow
We'll rule the human race
If You Don't Like What I'm sayin'
Then I will eat your face


Because I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
Come On
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It, You Know
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)

I really am dead, This isn't makeup
Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .
Because I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
Come On
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It, You Know
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
Now this ain't some stupid B-movie show
Just To Tell You Once Again

You Know I'm old, I'm
Dead, You Know It
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead, I'm
Dead Baby
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
And The Whole World knows I'm dead and I'm proud
Just To Tell You Once Again

You Know I'm Dead, I'm Dead-
You Know It
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead-You
Know-Hoo!
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
You Know I'm Dead-I'm Dead-
You Know It, You Know
(Dead Dead-Really, Really Dead)
And The Whole World knows I'm dead and I'm proud
Just To Tell You Once Again . . .
Who's Dead?

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