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Song Parodies -> "Cat Addiction"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Addiction"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

REPETITION! REPETITION! REPETITION! REPETITION!
Cats love to eat, and cats love to sleep, cats love to play, with balls of string.
Some say they're dumb, I say they're not. They're really fun, love them a lot.
I love,
I love,
All cats,
Better, than dogs.
Dogs are ugly, and annoying, don't catch mice, or play with string,
That's why I love, cats more than dogs, cats make good friends, but dogs just hog.
Well, one day I just got hungry, didn't know just what to eat,
So I took a chunk of kitty, now I love their tasty meat!
I ate a cat, a cat-shamon
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate a cat, a cat- you know it
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate a cat, a cat-shamon, you know,
(+Cat, cat-big ol' tasty cat)
And my cat is quite tasty, anyday, I would eat one again, yeah, a cat...
The word is out, I ate a cat, people kick me, and calls me fat.
But it was good, I'm tellin' truth, I'm addicted, it's just no use.
Eat lots of cat, until I'm sick, just once again, I'm addicted.
Well, one day I just got hungry, didn't know just what to eat,
So I took a chunk of kitty, now I love their tasty meat!
I ate a cat, a cat-shamon
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate a cat, a cat- you know it
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate a cat, a cat-shamon, you know,
(+Cat, cat-big ol' tasty cat)
And my cat is quite tasty, anyday, i would eat one again, yeah, a cat...
We could eat a cat tomorrow, and another one the next day,
If you think it won't be tasty, then you need to have a taste.
I ate a cat, a cat-shamon
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate a cat, a cat- I ate it
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate a cat, a cat-I ate it, you know,
(+Cat, cat-big ol' tasty cat)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(+And my cat is quite tasty, anyday, I would eat one again, yeah, a cat...)
I ate a cat, a cat-shamon
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate a cat, a cat- I ate it, you know it
(+cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate, I ate, I ate, a cat
(+Cat, cat-big ol' tasty cat)
*And my cat is quite tasty, anyday, I would eat one again, yeah, a cat...
You know, a blue-black cat-I ate it
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
You know, a cat, a cat baby.
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
I ate, I ate, I ate it, a cat
(+Cat, cat-big ol' tasty cat)
*And my cat is quite tasty, anyday, i would eat one again,yeah, a cat...
I ate a cat, a cat-you know it
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
You know a cat- you know-hoo!
(+Cat, cat, big ol' tasty cat)
You know a cat, a cat-you know it, you know,
(+Cat, cat-big ol' tasty cat)
And my cat is quite tasty, anyday, I would eat one again, yeah, a cat...

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Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Insanely twisted, bent, and warped enough to be rewarded with a set of three 5's.
shandi - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved the beginning...and then it became a little weird!
Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, and ... Thanks? Shandi
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
555. 0___o Wow, that is one of strangest parodies I've ever seen on here. I'm starting to realize that there are many more eccentric people like me in the world. =)
Dominic L> - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stephen... I've always wanted someone else to read this...

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