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Song Parodies -> "Bad Static Shock"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Static Shock"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

The word is out and Virgil's there
So there's no time to point and stare
That Richie's not a clever punk
And Ebon's here behind this junk

Ebon
Ebon
Not Ivan
That's right

When Talon flies and Puff will float
And Francis is so hot,I hope
The guy just makes some energy swords
His name is Shiv,he wasn't bored

If you see this guy named Ebon
You can get away from him
If you are a Metahuman
Don't ever try to grin

That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
It shocks
When Dakota's been underattacked,Virgil has to become
Static

If Kangor has the big bad feet
He's acting like a kangaroo
There was a punk,an armadillo
That Ferret whiffs to look for you
If you're elastic like Rubberband Man
You want to stretch,do it all you can

There's Madelyn Spalding
She's not Medusa
She's hypnotises people
That's evil,guess what

That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
It shocks
When Dakota's been underattacked,Virgil has to become
Static

If Ebon's coming your way
He is fond of disgrace
If you try to get near him
Just hit him in the face

That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
It shocks
Maybe Virgil must become
Maybe Virgil must become
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
It shocks
And Dakota's still underattacked,Virgil was Static
It's time to shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
That's Static Shock,it shocks,like Static (Static Shock,Static,Static Shock)
When Dakota was underattacked,Virgil has to become
Static

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Max Power - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
That was Bad.

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