-> "Jimmy Beam, That's My Whiskey"
Original Song Title:
"Billy Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jimmy Beam, That's My Whiskey"
The Lyrics
Barkeeper poured me some "Beam"; took the whole shot down clean
Yes, it messed my mind, that stuff gave me such a real buzz
Made the whole damn place spin all around
Oh yes, it messed with my mind, 'til the whole place spun all around
I said, "Good stuff, that Jimmy Beam", then I shot it down clean
Sure it messed with my head, made both my eyes roll all around
Made me stumble on down to the ground
People always tell me, "you are such a drunken sot
And your drunkenness, it always appalls"
And those mothers sure do bore me with all their pious crap
I don't care, you can get screwed, 'cause my whiskey's such great booze
Jimmy Beam, well that's my whiskey
Go buy a fifth, and then knock the whole thing down
The buzz is just so damned strong
I said, I drank it all, and I got such a strong buzz
I was so dazed; it knocked out my lights
Sprawled me on my backside
I could not stand but still did demand
"Another drink, man"
Then I drank while the room spun around
The feeling was so nice, then I remember puking twice
(Did puke twice)
Drank more maybe, it seemed to me; wasted as I could be
Then I said , "Oh-Oh, screw me", cause my eyes were now half-blind (Oh-Oh)
I lost my lunch, yes, I blew it all around
People often tell me "you're nothing but a drunk
and your drunkenness offends us all"
Their attitudes repel me
'Cause I just don't give a damn
Their piety is so lame
Say, what the hell's my name?
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Whiskey so good, it's just so smooth going down
And it gives you such a buzz
Jimmy Bean, is real good whiskey
Whiskey so good, it's extra smooth going down
Yes, you get such a great buzz
Sh*t, it's so damn good; best and finest booze I have found
But it messed with my mind; the whole place spun all around
Yes, Mister Beam, oh, it blitzed me
Drank that whole fifth, yes, I sure did knock it down
Oh, I should have just gone home
'Cause it messed up my mind; had the whole place spinning 'round
Stuff had messed up my mind, made me stumble to the ground
Yes, I just got too buzzed
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam is
Jimmy Beam is
Jimmy Beam is
Real good whiskey
Real good whiskey
Real good whiskey
Real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey (Gives you such a buzz)
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey (Gives you such a buzz)
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey (Gives you such a buzz)
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey (Gives you such a buzz)
Jimmy Beam is
Jimmy Beam is
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam is
Jimmy Beam is
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
Jimmy Beam, it's real good whiskey
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Jimmy Beam is
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