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Song Parodies -> "Lovely Hermoine (Ron Wesley's song)"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Diana"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Lovely Hermoine (Ron Wesley's song)"

Parody Written by:

Slim Shady's Motherf*cker

The Lyrics

This is my 2nd Harry-Potter-M.J.-Parody, like you see! Hey, that was a rhyme ...
She's such a crazy witch
Her hobby is to learn
That's why they call her a bitch
No money that she can earn
But I have to confess
That I do love her so
She never did a mess
She's never been a ho

She's saying: "That's OK
Hey, Harry, do what you please
I have the wand that you want
I'll be the witch that you need"
She looked him deep in the eyes
Gave him the wand so to start
She said: "There's no turning back"
She's got such a brave heart

Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine
Be with me!

She punched the Slytherin boy
The bully Draco Malfoy
She wants no wizard toy
Her smile shows her true joy
She's got her own study-world
She's such a go-getter
But I don't like other girls
To me she's much better

She's saying: "That's OK
Hey, Harry, do what you want
I'll be your wiseacre-girl
I'll be the witch you can taunt
I don't care what they say
'Cause I won't go too far
And I'll do everything
If you make me a star!"

Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine

Hermoine!
Hermoine!
Lovely Hermoine!
It's Hermoin..moin..moine!
COME ON!

(Oh no ...)

She said: "I must help H.P.
'Cause he's in danger, you see
But I hate being alone
Why don't you come with me?"
I said: "All right, so let's go
He's probably worried tonight"
So we went on, looked for him
Let's hope that he's all right

Hermoine walked up to me
She said: "I'm all yours tonight"
At that I ran to my friend
Saying: "Harry, is she right?"
He said: "Don't you realize?
Hermoine's into you
She's gonna love you so right
I'm telling you the truth!"

Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine, oh
Lovely Hermoine

Come on!
Come on!
Come on!

(FADE OUT)
It also needn't be funny

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 14

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The Thought Police - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well-I Liked it!(I'll set the tone for the votes but not the commentary! three five's for you !)
diana - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
555. It needn't be funny, but it is:))
Lisa Copfer - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought about that was good
em - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
verry funny!!! three fives
Katirena Hollins - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
hthjhjhjhgd
rupertgrint_harry@hotmail.com - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
who are you no fear dangeros about focking you last name

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