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Song Parodies -> "Michael J."

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Michael J."

Parody Written by:

Bianca

The Lyrics

I dedicate this song to the greatest entertainer of the world, my favorite singer MICHAEL JACKSON! Keep the way that you are, we love you!
He was more like a music king
From a moving scene
I never mind when he do bling, bling
'Cause he's the one
Who will prance on TV and on stage
I know that he's the one
Who will prance on TV and on stage

He told us, "My name is Michael J."
That is what he'd say
Then every head turned with eyes away
'Cause he's the one
Who will prance on TV and on stage

People always told him, "Be careful what you do
Don't go around to make an ugly change"
And people always told him, "Be careful who you meet
Then be careful what you do
'Cause a lie becomes the truth" (Hey)

Michael J., don't change your face
Because I like you just the way that you are
And to me you're still a star
Keep the way that you are
'Cause to me you're still a star

For forty days and for forty nights
Girls were on his side
But no one wanted to have a date
That wasn't great
So he glanced on TV and on stage
Well, take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice (Do think twice, do think twice!)

He went with babies and little kids
But he never had bliss
The press claimed he would make a boy cry
That was a lie
Then he glanced on TV and on stage

People always told him, "Be careful what you do
Don't go around to make an ugly change" (Don't make a change)
I don't think that you're the reason why the boy is sad and blue
The press is never true
You'll win the game soon (Hey)

Michael J., don't change your face
Because I like you just the way that you are
And to me you're still a star
Michael J., don't change your face
Because I like you just the way that you are
And to me you're still a star
Keep the way that you are
'Cause to me you're still a star
(Hee, hee, hee)

Michael J., don't change your face
Michael J., don't change your face
Michael J., don't change your face
Michael J., don't change your face
Michael J., don't change your face
Michael J., don't change your face
Michael J., don't change your face
Michael J., don't change your face
(Ad libs fade out)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jacko's Lawyer - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
You're not very good at this, are you?
Reggie Dunlop - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sucks! Put the map of Florida in there. Show some tits, put a groin injury in there. Put a goddamn for sale sign in there. :P
The Daisy - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I wouldn't call this a parody. I'm also a fan and I do understand why you wrote this ;) And this is to Reggie Dunlop: you're only jealous of her, I think she can rhyme well ;P did YOU make a parody? I'd like to know if you're better than Bianca
Agrimorfee - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Tom Lehrer:"It don't even gotta rhyme...excuse me, rine". Pacing a little off, you put some thought into it (but that stanza about "He went with babies and little kids" seems to be from another song altogether"). Giving you a fair 343.
Ana - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty good except for the part about going with babies and little kids. Bianca should've mentioned the albums he released instead. Cute idea, though.
Destiny - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Ana and The Daisy. It's good to be reminded that there are some people who don't believe the media. Michael is and always will be the best.
Josh Taylor Stingray - June 28, 2009 - Report this comment
You're worst at parodies. MJ was always the king of pop. His title will be remember besides all his debt and the philia he committed. RIP, Michael. (1958-2009)
Breyana - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I not gonna lie it was a little okay till the last part and ya lost me! keep trying though!

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