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Song Parodies -> "Little Billy"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Little Billy"

Parody Written by:

Bobby Boddie

The Lyrics

Yeah this was more like a bad scene from a bad dream
A 12 year old boy is trying to kill my record sales
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch
But we didn't have fun
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch

I just tucked him in, I wasn't mean
But they caused a scene
70 police raided my Neverland home
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all your fans
So surrender while you can hey hey

Little Billy's not my lover
He's just a kid who claimed that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none

When I got married to Debbie and Lisa Marie
That didn't stop the media from making up tales
We just slept in a bed at the ranch
So take my strong advice
Just remember reporters ain't nice
They ain't nice, they ain't nice!

They served a warrant for my arrest
But I won't confess!
The second time I'm accused of this awful crime (Oh no!)
Tho we slept in a bed at the ranch

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't hang around with those little boys
And Mama always told me grow up and be a man
Or you might lose all your fans
So surrender while you can hey hey

Little Billy's not my lover
He's just a kid who claimed that I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none
He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none

He said I touched his buns
But I swear I didn't get none

Little Billy's not my lover
Little Billy's not my lover
Little Billy's not my lover

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William Johnson - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious! A true masterpiece! You sure had it down perfect! This one should be recorded! Weird Al would be proud!
Phil Alexander - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Very well written - say, is this the case for the defence by any chance?
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Case for the defence? What, are you buying Molsons for blueliners? And I've heard of ranch dressing, but ranch undressing?
Bobby Boddie - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I know I shouldn't be leaving a comment for my own song, but I had to explain something. Yeah this is sort of Michael's side of the story. I've been a fan of the king of pop ever since I was a kid and the latest news shocked me.I am sort of testifying for MJ here in this song. Michael, I still love you! What you do in private is your business. I have always loved your music and I still do!
Phil Alexander - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
No need to apologise, Bobby - and I think your song puts it very well. But I don't wholeheartedly agree with the bit about the music (this is more what I reckon: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/michaeljackson2.shtml)
Agrimorfee - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Proving once again that if done with a little style and thought, almost any topic can be satirized in good taste. (i still have no appreciation for suicide or drug humor, though)
Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
One of the better MJ parodies I've seen. Good job using his own stuff, and finding one that almost matches the theme anyway!
Aonymous - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This exact song was on an episode of In livin' colour.
Bmark - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
not actually. I wrote the In Living Color sketch. And the lyrics are not an exact match.
Matt - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
If you wrote the song, is there somewhere I can find it? Been looking all over the place!!! Thanks in advance!

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