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Song Parodies -> "Tooth Criminal"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Tooth Criminal"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

If you listen to the original chorus of the song, it REALLY sounds like he's saying- "So, Did he bite yer butt cheeks?..."
Tooth Criminal

(heartbeat and perverted breathing sounds..)


Someone came in through the window
Was a perve with an agenda
He tripped in her apartment
Dropped his false teeth on the carpet
She saw he wasn't able
'Cuz his chompers were unstable
So she ran into her bedroom
She was pushed down, and she went boom!


(chorus)
Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite yer butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite yer butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite your butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite your butt cheeks, bite your butt cheeks, Fanny?



Fanny are you ok, will you tell us that you're ok?
Lost a tooth in the window
That ol' schmuk who'd - an agenda, Fanny!
And he tripped in your apartment
Dropped his false teeth on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were pushed down
On your boom-boom!


(chorus)
Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite yer butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite yer butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite your butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

You've been smit by
You've been bit by

A Tooth Criminal!!!


Aaow!


As he ran onto the freeway
He was struck by - an old Hyundai
Mouth was all in salivations
Pounding toothaches - and inflamations!

(chorus)
Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite yer butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite yer butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite your butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

Fanny are you ok?
So, Did he bite your butt cheeks, bite your butt cheeks, Fanny??



Fanny are you ok, Will you tell us that you're ok?
Left a tooth in the window
That ol' perve who'd - an agenda, Fanny!
And he tripped in your apartment
Dropped his false teeth - on the carpet
And then you ran into your bedroom
You were pushed down
On your boom-boom!

Fanny are you ok?
Did he bite your butt cheeks?
Are they ok, Fanny?

You've been bit by
You've been shmucked by

A Tooth Criminal!!!


Aaow!

Voice:
Okay, I want everybody to
Clear the area right now!


Aaow!

Fanny are you ok, will you tell us that you're ok?
(I don't know)
And he climbed into yer window
(I don't know)
The ol' perve with an agenda, Fanny!
(I don't know)
He snuck into her apartment
(I don't know)
Lost his false teeth - on the carpet
(I don't know)
Then you ran into the bedroom
(I don't know)
You were pushed down
(I don't know)
On yer boom-boom, Fanny!


Fanny are you ok, will you tell us that you're ok?
(I don't know)
And he climbed into yer window
(I don't know)
The ol' perve with an agenda, Fanny!
(I don't know)
He snuck into her apartment
(I don't know)
Lost his false teeth on the carpet
(I don't know)
Then you ran into the bedroom
(I don't know)
You were pushed down
(I don't know)
On yer boom-boom, Fanny!

Aaow!
Aaow!
Aaow!...

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Gary Wright - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Horse! This was excellent! I have seen some poor attempts from people trying to do this one before, but this one was absolutely hillarious. 5-5-5
Mystery Boat - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one! Mr Horse
Jeff Reuben - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. Didn't bite off more than you could chew
Barry - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
hehe..... good one 5-4-5
Mr Horse - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks for all comments, and votes...
butterfly.g - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
horse, that was a classic!
Mr Horse - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx Butterfly.g

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