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Song Parodies -> "Fast"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Fast"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

Recently, my ratings have been more or less mediocre. Hopefully, this one will make you all laugh out loud. Parodying Michael Jackson’s hit single, “Bad,” I attempted to make it mostly humorous for you guys. My inspiration for this song is Sonic the Hedgehog, my favorite video game character. I first connected MJ and Sonic together when I found out that Michael put some of his own music in for Sonic 3. So, why not make a parody where Sonic roasts everyone? Hope you like it! Also, if you want the tune for it, check out Yuzoboy’s “Bad (Hydrocity Zone Remix)” on YouTube! Here’s the link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gk4cIt0HBs
Those shoes are mine
Gonna run all night
I’m back in blue
I’m quite a sight
I’m warning you
You will combust
I’m burning roads
You’ll eat my dust
Come on, come on
Don’t test me
All right...

I’m beating you
Why can’t you see
Even that fat egg
Can keep up with me
I’m showing you
That you’re too slow
But you’re so dumb
You just don’t know

When I run at the Olympics
Or I’m speeding through the town
When I’m racing random people
I’ll always bring them down

Because I’m fast, I’m fast - come on
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I’m fast, I’m fast - you know it
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I'm fast, I'm fast - come on, you know
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
Don’t you know that I’m a
Hero right now
So just tell me once again
Who’s fast...

The word is out
You’re really slow
Gonna screw you up
I’m such a pro
You wanna win
You try to fight
But I can run
While drinking Sprite
And when we race
You’re a stupid man
You trip on cars
And hurt your hands

But they say that I am speedy
And to me that’s really true
When I go to pay my taxes
It’s way before they’re due

Because I’m fast, I’m fast - come on
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I’m fast, I’m fast - you know it
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I'm fast, I'm fast - come on, you know
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
And you know that I am faster than you
(And you know that I am faster than you)
So just tell me once again
(So just tell me once again)
Who’s fast...

When I’m beating up the bad guys
Better give me plenty space
If you wanna go and test me
Then I’ll just punch your face

Because I’m fast, I’m fast - come on
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I’m fast, I’m fast - you know it
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I'm fast, I'm fast - come on, you know
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the world knows I am 3 foot 3 but I’ll tell you once again...)

You know I'm fast, I'm fast - come on
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I'm fast, I'm fast - you know it - you know it
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know, you know, you know - come on
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
When I’m racing you I don’t even care
(When I’m racing you I don’t even care)
If I tell you
(If I tell you once again)

You know I'm swift - I'm Fast - you know it
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I'm fast - I'm fast baby
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know, you know, you know it - come on
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
And I’m burning up and I just don’t care
(And I’m burning up and I just don’t care)
Woo!
(And I’ll tell you once again)

You know I'm fast, I'm fast - you know it
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I'm fast - you know - hoo!
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
You know I'm fast - I'm fast - you know it, you know
(Fast fast - really, really fast)
And I love McDonalds and they don’t know why
(And I love McDonalds and they don’t know why)
And I’ll tell you once again...
(And I’ll tell you once again)
Who's fast?
Did you like it? Let me know in the comments below! Can we reach 4s or 5s for my ratings? Will this be my best parody? We’ll just have to see. Bad (Fast)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
I liked it. When you do a parody involving a video game character--or any fictional one, for that matter--there's always a fine line between writing specifically about the characters at the risk of turning off readers who don't know anything about it(like your Mega Man parody was with me--but I wasn't alienated and loved it), or being too vague that no one knows what its about. Without your intro, this falls into the latter category. It wasn't very specific about Sonic so it might not make sense to some people, but you had a really funny line about paying the taxes way before they were due.
Logan the Amazing - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you! This is probably my favorite parody so far, tied with Ice Cream and Air Force. Thanks for reviewing!
Claude Prez - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Agree with Agri about the taxes line; that stands out; if you're really twelve, that's impressive
CML - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Your best of the day, out of the three I looked at ........ Did you really do five parodies over the weekend?
Logan the Amazing - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Yes, I did.
Logan the Amazing - November 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Yes, I did. (AIR HORN SFX STARTS PLAYING!!!)

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