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Song Parodies -> "Tornado"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Tornado"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

You should sing this song with and to your whole family when preparing for a tornado or any other natural disaster!
[1st Verse:]
Them big ol' dark clouds
Something ominous is
About to unfold
It can be skinny
But its' roar sounds
equivalent to a freight train
It is so big that it can almost
Sweep your precious house away
It's so scary that it can take your
Precious life away
I hate to say
That it's


[Chorus:]
Tornado, tornado day
Sirens will be blaring
You better be much more prepared
Cause it's tornado, tornado day
So y'all take cover now 'cause it is
Tornado, tornado day, yeah


2nd Verse:
You hear the thunderclap
And realize that it's a great big monster
You hear the loud winds
They're big enough to even flip a train
But did you know, that some tornadoes
Can even last an hour, but
It all depends on how violent the
Whole supercell is
No coincidence


[Chorus:]
Cause it's tornado, tornado day
You can even lose power until
They fix it back up again
Tornado, tornado day
So, y'all take cover now cause it is
Tornado, tornado, day


[Bridge:]
F0, F1, F2 tornadoes
Would do simply no harm
F3s, F4s, and F5s can
Destroy your life
(They don't play)
You could die
Immediately, ooh


[3rd Verse:]
They're common on flat lands
Buy they sometimes strike
City areas too
You'll be in harm's way
If you don't follow the rules
and procedures
Now it's the time
To gather all the
Emergency supplies, yeah
But don't worry
There's a greater chance that
We will all survive
We're safe inside


[Chorus:]
Cause it's tornado,
Tornado day
Don't you go outside
Until they say that
"It is all clear"
Tornado, tornado
Day
So y'all take cover now
Cause it is tornado, rainy,
hailing, cloudy tornado day
[Chorus: [Repeat])
So y'all take cover now 'cause
It's a tornado, tornado

(It is so scary)


[Spoken:]
Funnel clouds appear right now,
The growling sky is getting fierce
Debris flies by the force of wind
Cars about to fly everywhere
(It is so scary)
The tornado's not really playing now
It has a growl of a lion
You are doomed standing in harm's
Way, being hit by sticks and some stones
(It is so scary)
[Instrumental:]
There is no big coincidence
The mass of cumulonimbus clouds
And you will lose your precious home
It can cost you your big ol' fortune
And though you find a hotel
Your house will take long to rebuild
For Mother Nature has zero mercy
When it really comes to a tornado!


(Evil laugh)





R.I.P King of Pop (8/29/1958-6/25/2009)

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