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Song Parodies -> "Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Cat"

Parody Written by:

Connor Banjoper

The Lyrics

A song that I decided to let Blaze the Cat sing.
Your fur is mine,
Here in plain sight.
Just deal with it.
Don’t pick a fight.
I'm telling you
Just how I feel.
Gonna shape you up
Like stainless steel.
Come on.

Come on.
Rub my belly.
All right!

My pointy ears
Can hear it all.
And I can jump
Right off the wall.
I have whiskers
So I can see in the dark.
Better watch my claws.
Don’t try to bark.

If you ever try to squish me,
Don’t think I won’t survive.
I’ll live longer than a human
Because I have nine lives.

‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! C’mon!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! You know it!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! C’mon! Y’know!
And the whole world has to answer my meow
Just to tell you once again:
Who's a cat?

The word is out.
You're a dopey dog.
Gonna lick you up
Before too long.
I’m frightening.
Just ask the mice.
They’ll tell you right.
Take their advice.
Better watch your mouth.
Take note of me.
‘Cause you’re barking
Up the wrong tree.

I’m the cutest of my kind,
And I’m glad to be female.
If you don’t like what I’m saying,
Then won’t you pull my tail?

‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! C’mon!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! You know it!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! C’mon! Y’know!
And the whole world has to answer my meow
Just to tell you once again:
Who's a cat?

(Musical Interlude)

‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! C’mon!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! You know it!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! C’mon! Y’know!
And the whole world has to answer my meow
Just to tell you once again:

That I'm a cat! A cat! C’mon!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! You know it!
You know! You know! You know! Come on!
And the whole world has to answer my meow
Just to tell you once again!

Y’know I’m cute! I’m a cat! You know it!
‘Cause I'm a cat! Yeah!
You know it! You know! You know it! Come on!
And the whole world has to answer my meow
Just to tell you once again:

‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! You know it!
‘Cause I'm a cat! You know! Whoo!
‘Cause I'm a cat! A cat! You know it! Y’know!
And the whole world has to answer my meow
Just to tell you once again:
Who's a cat?
(Blaze the Cat belongs to SEGA, but would rather be with Connor Banjoper.) :)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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catann - April 07, 2017 - Report this comment
meow
Jeff - April 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad (a bad pun) scores twice!!! 5's!
Callmelennie - April 07, 2017 - Report this comment
This is good, newbie. But maybe you should have waited until Caturday to post this
Connor Evan Banjoper - May 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Just to be clear, this parody is sung by Blaze the Cat (formerly from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise).

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