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Song Parodies -> "Feed It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Feed It"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

hows about one more "Beat It" parody? this one was suggested by Rob! please enjoy!
the waiters say “here comes that hungry, fat man
he must’ve heard we’re doing all-day ribs again”
a twinkle’s in my eyes, and I’ve got a simple plan
To Feed It, To Eat It

I want some cornbread, and some honey-baked ham
with collard greens, potatoes, and some mashed-up yams
the steak’s a bit tough, try to eat it, I can
To Feed It, ‘cause I’ve got hunger, bad!

Just Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
open up my mouth, and eat it!
craving fried chicken, rolls on the side
it doesn’t matter if I’m called wide!
I'll Feed It, Feed It
I'll Feed It, Feed It
I'll Feed It, Feed It
I'll Feed It, Feed It

I’m out to get food, for a really good deal
as a kid, ate the toys that came in Happy Meals
I think you now know why, I’m as big as a seal
I Feed It, I Eat It

my mother told me, to grow up big & strong
eat all your food, she didn’t have to tell me long
I munch it, and I crunch it, boxers became a thong
I Feed It, yes, I know that I’m fat!

I Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
open up my mouth, and eat it!
craving breaded fish, slaw on the side
got a weakness for all food stuffs, fried!

I Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
don’t avoid cheese, I’m no vegan!
eating some turkey, followed by pie
it’s not Thanksgiving, why’d you ask, guy?
I'll Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It

Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
open up a box of cheez-its!
love a hamburger, with cold root beer
there’s too much mayo, take it from here!

I Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
I'll take some more mushroom pizza!
lovin’ that fudgey double-layer cake
I have yet to get, a stomachache

Just Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
White Castle, nothing can beat it!
open your mouth, ‘cause, here comes the train
ate way too many, railroad complained

I Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It
Joey C. might get defeated!
gettin’ so hungry, for food, all kinds
it doesn’t matter if fresh, or fried
Just Feed It, Feed It, Feed It, Feed It… (fade out.)
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
555 helpings!
Jonathan - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thank You!
Larry Hensley - January 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Deliciously funny with lots of hilarious lines like "boxers became a thong" 555
Vegan Soul - January 28, 2017 - Report this comment
does your gluttony know no bounds?
Jonathan - January 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Larry - Thanks, Mate! that lyric was actually inspired by a Larry The Cable Guy Joke. a few years back, he was hosting an award show of some sort, and made the announcement that he was wearing a thong. the women in the audience cheered, and he told them not to get too excited, "it started off as a pair of boxers!"
Vegan Soul - Nope!

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