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Song Parodies -> "Knead It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Knead It"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

credit goes to callmelennie for this one!
I thought that I would enjoy a cooking class
but, it turns out to just be a pain in my @$$
the teacher is quite rude, his behavior’s really crass
yells “Knead It! Just Knead It!”

I’d better do this, better grease up the pan
I fear I might see blood, if I don’t do this, man!
this teacher is tough, I’m doing best I can
yells “Knead It!” tells me my technique’s bad!

Yells “Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It
no one wants dessert re-heated!
show me how fudge is prepared by you
show me there’s something that you can do
Just Knead It, Knead It
Just Knead It, Knead It
Just Knead It, Knead It
Just Knead It, Knead It!”

I’m out to prove now, my self-worth as a man
so hand me that pink “My Little Pony” apron!
and if I mess it up, I'll just try it again
Must Knead It, Just Knead It

think my neighbor misunderstood me, you know?
he asked me how I was, and I said “I Knead Dough!”
but with his big check, it’s off to Hawaii I go
I'll Beat It, need a vacation, bad!

Must Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It
no one wants dessert re-heated!
show me the secrets, chefs of youtube
tried it for hours, feel like a boob

Must Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It
teacher’s abuse, I don’t need it!
thinkin’ of sippin’ the cooking wine
wish just one bread loaf, turned out just fine
Just Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It
Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It

Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It
get myself an egg, and beat it!
bigger and bigger pain in my @r$3
“World’s Greatest Cook” fridge magnet, a farce!

I Baked It, Baked It, Baked It, Baked It
what the #3!!? it just deflated!
know you how f*ck*ng P!$$3d off I am?
gonna quote “Good Times,” cry “ D@m*, D@m*, D@m*”

Must Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It
take the dough, and really beat it!
I can make chicken, I can make rice
but, ask for fresh rolls, and pay the price!

Must Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It
no one wants dessert re-heated!
want to make french bread, and pizza pies
so rich & tasty, goes to your thighs!
Must Knead It, Knead It, Knead It, Knead It… (fade out.)
thanks for reading!

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Callmelennie - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan has left the building!! ;-D
Rob Arndt - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
555o is way too high for cooking dough, but 555 is right for this parody!
Jonathan - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks, Blokes! :)
Larry Hensley - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Constantly funny and delicious, 5's
Ben - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Here Jonathan, you'll 'need' these three fives!
Jonathan - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thank You, Guys!

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