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Song Parodies -> "Grab It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Grab It"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Trump sings:

Acting like a Fatboy without drinking beer
Had a mic in his face, told 'em what they wanna hear
Access Hollywood and he couldn't be more clear
Kiss them and grab it!

He's a star, does anything that he can
So what if she's married to another man
Marla won't care, signed prenuptial as planned
Just grab it, 'cause she wants it so bad!!!

(Chorus)
Just grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it
You know Trump's just gotta have it
It does not good to put up a fight
He's a rich dude and to him might makes right!

Just grab it, then blab it (x4)

They got the videos, media coverage in demand
Endless news cycles, talking heads in command
But Trump doesn't care, he has strong-willed fans
So repeat it, repeat it
(Not deterred, not defeated)

He has to act like he really does care
He lost some endorsements, GOP in despair
They'll attack you, they'll jab you, they'll put it On-Air
So cheat it and video self-repair

(Chorus) x2

Just grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it
It was an old playboy habit!

(Chorus) x3

Cheap banter, not deleted
Exaggerations, don't believe 'em...

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Jonathan - October 10, 2016 - Report this comment
today sure has been a good day for parodying good '80s music here on amiright hasn't it? even down to a parody of one of the only Michael Jackson songs I particularly like! (the other one being "Ben" DRASTICALLY different songs I know!) anyway as to the point of Trump's comments my first thought when I heard them was "wow... I gotta get famous somehow!" Ha! I kid I kid! but as I said on your other parody this is just an example of political correctness run amuck the media harping on some random comments that were said 11 years ago when Trump was apparently a Democrat mind you and completely ignoring the American blood on Killery Rotter Killd'em's hands! 455
Rob Arndt - October 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon! Started this off with intention that Trump would sing in the first person, but switched to third person. He does sometimes refer to himself in the third person, so I guess I can squeak by ;-)

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