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Song Parodies -> "The Email's Mine"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl is Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"The Email's Mine"

Parody Written by:

Don Milne

The Lyrics

Congressman Trey Gowdy is not giving up on forcing Hillary Clinton to turn over her emails to find out what she really knew about the Benghazi tragedy. Here is their face-off set to music. Enjoy!
[Hillary]
Every night I’m pres’dent in my dreams.
Yes, I hid them from the press.
I'm so proud I am the only one,
With a server at my address.


[Hillary]
The email’s mine.
The doggone email’s mine.
I know it’s mine,
Because the doggone email’s mine.


[Trey Gowdy]
I don't understand the way you think,
Saying that it’s yours not mine.
Sending lawyers and your silly staff,
Really just a waste of time.


[Trey]
Because it's mine.
The doggone email’s mine.
Don't waste your time,
Because the doggone email’s mine.


[Trey]
You lied on Benghazi!
(You lie anywhere)


[Hillary]
But I’ll dodge you endlessly!
(Never will I share)


[Hillary & Trey]
So come and go with me
to lawyer up


[Hillary]
But we both cannot have it,
So it's one or the other,
And one day you'll discover,
It’s deleted forever and ever!


[Trey]
I don't build my hopes to be let down,
'Cause I really feel it's time.


[Hillary]
You will never get any files from me,
'Cause, you know, I’m not that kind.


(Hillary)
The email’s mine.
The doggone email’s mine.
Don't waste your time,
Because the doggone email’s mine.


[Hillary & Trey]
[Trey] It's mine. [Hillary] It's mine.
[Trey] No, no, no, it's mine.
[Hillary] The email’s mine. [Trey] The email’s mine.
[Hillary] The email’s mine. [Trey] The email’s mine.


[Trey]
The email’s mine. (Mine, mine) Yep, it's mine.
The email’s mine. (Mine, mine) Yep, it's mine.


[Hillary]
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone email’s mine
The email’s mine, The email’s mine


[Trey]
Hillary, we're not going to fight about this, okay?


[Hillary]
Trey, I think I told you, I'm a deleter not a fighter.


[Trey]
I've heard it all before, Hillary.
I can call you in, make you testify, don't you remember?


[Hillary]
Well, after calling me, I’ll say, “What difference does it make?”


[Trey]
Is that what you’ll said?


[Hillary]
Yes, I’ll say it, you keep dreaming.


[Trey]
I don't believe it!


[Hillary & Trey]
The email’s mine (mine, mine, mine).

[Fade-Out/Repeat]
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Patrick - March 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Doesn't the NSA already have all of her emails, public and private? Along with a complete list of my song parodies?

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