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Song Parodies -> "Slippers"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

"Despite my dislike of cold floors,this parody does not endorse an unhealthy obsession with slippers." - Christopher Long
It is very cold now, I really need something on my feet
To stop the frost bite, when I am making something nice to eat
Something warm, more practical than just a silly blanket
There's such a breeze, it's getting colder than I realised

My toes are ice!

I need some slippers!

They're too tight

Give me another pair to try before it gets too late

I need some slippers!

They're just right!

I'm walking round the house in my slippers, slippers TONIGHT!


They're as soft as a baby lamb
I just can't wait to finally put them on
They are hand woven
They make me feel as toasty as a bun

My feet are cosy
I'm gonna buy a pair for my relations


If they're on sale,
I won't buy one, I think I'll buy two pairs

And keep them on the stairs...

Cos I love slippers!

They're so nice

They keep my feet warm
And no longer are as cold as ice

I love my slippers!

I'll get matching for my wife
And we'll wear slippers, slippers TONIIIIGHT

My slippers saved me from my feet getting too cold todayyyy

There is no need to turn up the heating tonight...
(I'll be alright)

My feet will forever be just right!

And in my bedroom,
Don't turn up the thermostat tonight,

I do implore you
To buy this brand of slippers – they're delights

Now is the time to wear them cos it is such freezing weather
They are so light and fluffy,
They'll make your feet really steam

How can this be

I love my slippers!

They're so nice

I can tell you now that these slippers are my best buy



They're so nice
I'm so excited for tonight
I will wear my slippers, slippers, slippers ALRIGHT!

I love my slippers!

They're so nice

I can tell you now that these slippers are my best buy



They're so nice!

I'm so excited for tonight
I will wear my slippers, slippers, WOW!

I'm gonna wear them tonight

I wish there was a slipper land
With slipper castles made of sand

Slippers fall from up above
And more and more I fall in love
With the slippers all around
Without a cold floor to be found
My feet would never feel a chill
Just a hot warm toasty thrill






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