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Song Parodies -> "Mary Jane"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Mary Jane"

Parody Written by:

Mwzk

The Lyrics

"Mary Jane"

[1st Verse]
She Was More Like A Beauty Queen but she's buddha green
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean HIgh on The bud
in a Trance On The Floor off The gRound
She Said High on the bud in a trance On The Floor off The gRound

[2nd Verse]
She Told Me Her Name Was Mary Jane, As She buried pain
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That aimed for Being The One
in a trance, On The Floor, In The crowd

[Bridge]
People Always sold weed Be Careful Of Where it's done
And Don't Go Around Smoking in your car
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of doobie fun
And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The cops they'll come for you

[Chorus]
mary jane Is Not My Lover
She's Just A herb and the best hIgh in The world
But I wish she was a girl
the best high in the world, But I wish she was a girl

[3rd Verse]
Four twenty blaze And for twenty lights
the law was in a fight
But Who Can Stand When the man Demands
His Schemes And Plans
'Caused we're tranced and I'm Floored In a cloud
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
Dont think Twice

[4th Verse]
She so high maybe Weed tranced 'Till four
and we'd light some more
then smoked a bowl Of the buddha kine
and I was so high
Gone in trance, as I float, through The clouds, Baby

[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around smoking in you car
but She Came And stoked a doobie
Then The Smell Of weed Perfumed
This Happiness consumed
She took Me To the moon

[Chorus]
Mary Jane Is Not My Lover
She's Just An herb and the best high in the world
But I wish she was a girl
mary Jane Is Not My Lover
She's Just An herb and the best high in the world
But I wish she was a girl
the best high in the world, But I wish she was a girl
the best high in the world, But I wish she was a girl
mary Jane Is Not My Lover
She's Just An herb and the best high in the world
But I wish she was a girl
the best high in the world, But I wish she was a girl
the best high in the world, I wish she was a girl
She Says I Am The One
Mary Jane Is Not My Lover
Mary Jane Is Not My Lover
mary Jane Is Not My Lover
mary Jane Is Not My Lover
merry Jane Is Not My Lover
marry Jane Is Not My Lover

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Thriller 84 - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
She is a nice girl, ain't she? Keep rockin'.

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