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Song Parodies -> "Halo"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Halo"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Though this parody was fun to write, I must say this. I can go on the rest of my life without hearing another song by Michael Jackson. I hate how his music is overplayed, and it isn't really even that good in my opinion. You all may disagree, but honestly. The guy was just weird. But I'm also a hardcore pop hating Metal head so that may be why I hate him so much. I dunno. Enjoy the parody.
It's close to midnight and I'm up late playing on the box
Run through the hallways, My gun in hand my heart it never stops
I have Recon, I've got every achievement in the book
You're in my sight, my sniper rifle is aiming at your head
I shoot you dead

[chorus]
'Cause this is Halo, Halo time
Nobodies gonna get me in the Slayer match tonight
Yeah we play Halo, Halo time
We're fighting for a flag and we're addicted to Halo tonight

You charge the laser and shoot it hitting someone in the face
You pull the trigger, and know that your killing points are higher placed
Don't close your eyes. A hacker might just kill you while you blink
He'll lag you out. He'll steal every point you've had to earn
He'll say you got burned!

[chorus]
'Cause this is Halo, Halo time
And Bungie will not tolerate any hackers on tonight
Yeah we play Halo, Halo time
I'll fight forever more in this game, I love Halo. Halo tonight

I really hate those newbies and those guys that just spam grenades
There's no escaping the rockets they launch from their guns
(They're locked on)
They'll end your life

We're gonna get it, the flag on the other side will be ours
When we possess it, we'll win and then we'll hit the shower
It is the time, for you and I to wield our arms together
Stay up all night, we'll battle match by match until moms kicks us out
Don't make me shout

[chorus]
'Cause this is Halo, Halo time
'Cause I can win a deathmatch faster than you can say 'you suck'
Yeah we play Halo, Halo Time
So come on over and let's play some
Mellow, dillo, pillow, Halo tonight

'Cause this is Halo, Halo time
'Cause I can win a deathmatch faster than you can say 'you suck'
Yeah we play Halo, Halo Time
Let's go and play some split screen, let's play some Halo tonight

Darkness falls over Planet Reach
The history is more than i can teach
Convanents glass each planet and burn
For the war to end we humans all yearn
Saving Earth is what we do
One man's our hope, we all know who
We must stand and fight the force from hell
Their force from Earth we must repel

The greatest game since GTA
The rush of battle is why we play
And every player new or pro
Will just sit back and enjoy the show
And though we try to play something new
Come back to this game is what we do
For no man without an XBOX cannot kill
His eternal love for Halo
I've always wondered why they call the soldiers Spartans......they're no where near as epic.....

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Old Man Ribber - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Master - I don't know the game terminology, but I do know a good parody when I see one. ;D
AD - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
This is a great parody, how about instead of Halo, Halo time, you could go Halo, Halo Reach

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