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I grabbed my popcorn expecting something worth my seven dough,
The credits rolling with people's names that I don't even know.
They start to play the music that's supposed to make my heart beat,
But I'm not scared in fact I think I've found another cheat,
This crap's the same.
Always a killer, killer there,
dressed up like it's Halloween just hoping to get a scare,
They see a killer, killer behind,
I now see why they say that this stuff, will rot your mind.
The black guy is first I wonder what racist started that trend,
Then it's the fat guy who usually is the virgin's best friend.
They use the fake blood and deaths gets more and more bizarre,
They will not say, that someone got run over by a car,
Or had cancer!
No, it's a killer, killer there,
Why do teens always get killed, you know that just isn't fair,
Killer, killer there,
Come on it's obvious that someone's in that closet now!
Money they're making on crap they turned into a trick,
At least I'm not rewatching that Scary Movie flick,
(I'd rather die)
But why can't I stop watching?
I'm laughing out loud at how klutzy all those people are,
They all want to tun but you and I know they just won't get far,
The monster wins and drags her back to his place with a knife,
I'm just wondering if any of this happens in real life.
Do freaks ever die?
No, they're a killer, killer right,
they'll be back for the sequel so you can waste another night,
Killer, killer right,
I'd rather run away than see if my friend's a zombie so you go get eaten.
Yeah there are killers, killers here,
You won't see me wasting time standing at the premiere,
Killers, killers 'round,
Yeah, let's just play with this book of demons that we found, ow!
(Um, maybe that wasn't such a good idea. Guys, Guys? Where is everybody?)
If you're searching to be scarred,
Don't look farther than your backyard,
For real killers lurk around,
They might even be in your town
(Real killers exist, yeah baby,
And I think they're pissed, yeah darlin',
Killers gonna get yah!)
If Hollywood just must make fun,
They should do so in the sun,
There's no such thing as a curse,
but they might find there's something worse.
Perhaps Hollywood should take heed,
And stop this dreadful deed,
For if the viewers get too mad,
A second bloodshed will be had.
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