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Song Parodies -> "The Day That Hillary Left Bill"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Make Me Feel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"The Day That Hillary Left Bill"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

Hillary!
Ooh!
Move on, Girl!
Aaow!

Hey ugly lady with the
Pant suit on
To hide a beaver
She's frumpy to the bone
Her policies always suck
Ms. Ugliness
Which I disapprove of
That gawk
The empty talk on C.B.S.
What a deceiver!
Now she flies around
A broom is her car
She tripped and fell down

(Bill says:)
"Don't leave me Hillary
Or trade me for your vibrator device
Do you want Rosie instead of me?"

The day Hillary left Bill
(The day Hillary left Bill)
She bought a new strap-on
(She bought a new strap-on)
Hillary wear the pants
(Yeah, she wears the pants)
But Bill can't keep his on
(He can't keep his on)

Well, he didn't hold onto
His Hillary
He found Hillary in bed
With Rosie
She's been shirking from nine
To five
He'd lie and say things to keep
Her by his side
Bill felt good with Monica the whore
She promised him a BJ
He'll love Lewinsky forevermore
She keeps slick Willy
Satisfied
'Cause she's better than Hillary

The day that Hillary left Bill
(The day that Hillary left bill)
She bought a new strap-on
(She bought a new strap-on)
Monica knocked Bill off his feet
Goodbye, Hillary!
(Monica knocked Bill off his feet)
Lewinsky gave him another b-job
"Monica, Monica!"
(She gave him another b-job)
"Monica, ooh!"

(Bill says:)
"Monica, my girl!
Good job, Lewinsky, ooh!
Monica, my girl!"

Bill felt good with Monica the whore
She promised him a BJ
He'll love Lewinsky forevermore
She keeps slick Willy
Satisfied
'Cause she's better than Hillary

The day that Hillary left Bill
(The day that Hillary left Bill)
She bought a new strap-on
(She bought a new strap-on)
Hillary wears the pants
(Yeah, she wears the pants)
But Bill can't keep his on
(He can't keep his on)

The day that Hillary left Bill
(The day t hat Hillary left Bill)
She bought a new strap-on
(She bought a new strap-on)
Hillary wears the pants
(Yeah, she weras the pants)
But Bill can't keep his on
(He can't keep his on)

(Bill says:)
"Give it to me- give me
Some more
(The day that Hillary left Bill)
Come on be my girl, Monica!
Stay this time
(Hillary's got a new strap-on)

Some more monkey business
(Hillary wears the pants)
Hillary and her ugliness
(Bill can't keep his on)
He can't keep his on

(The day Hillary left Bill)
(She bought a new strap-on)
(Hillary wears the pants)
(But bill can't keep his on)





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camira bailey - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Are you on drugs, man? Content sucks, so does the pacing. 1's
Fiddlegirl - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe I shouldn't really vote, since I couldn't even get through the entire thing. If you're really serious about parody writing, there are any number of wonderful writers on here you can learn from. If all you're looking for is a forum for your tackiness and lack of taste, I'm sure there are plenty of other sites that can accommodate you. (There, I said it.)
Cody Slusher - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
That is pretty funny.
Addicted Cat - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree, Cody.
camira bailey - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you for your "kind" reply to my commentary. However, the rest of your comment is un-nice. You know we can report you. You say you have the liberty to use the site for your viewpoints, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere, and the admins may ask you to stop. Fiddle girl is right, though; there are plenty of other subjects in the world to write about, and plenty of prolific authors to learn from.
Eac Zeffron - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Amen to that, camira! Toilet parodies are more interesting (not that I would recomend it, but it's better than political flame-wars) by comparison.
Patrick - July 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm no Hillary Clinton fan, but I recall reading in the rules, somewhere, that this was not a forum for sexually explicit material. That rule is broken almost daily, though I suppose it all comes down to how you define "explicit". There are plenty more things to satirize Hillary Clinton on than her looks or alleged sexual orientation. What the Washington gang does in their private lives doesn't concern me half as much as when they start "screwing" the American people.
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Camira, stop making threats and using intimidation. Fiddlegirl is wrong. She is not a prolific parodist (unless you call 8 parodies in her name an "experienced writer"). I will continue to write my politically incorrect parodies as I wish. If you don't like the subject matter, then that is your problem. Vote as you wish. Patrick, what you define as "explicit" material is a matter of opinion. Why don't you point out what specifically you found to be explicit. Ms. Clinton's connections with Ellen Degenerate and Rosie O'Donnell have often lead to suspicions of her sexual orientation. She is a lesbian and every Tom, Dyke, and Hillary knows that!!
camira bailey - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Threats? You're the one who's making threats, buddy. You know I can and will report you everytime you trash the president. You've gotta stop this mean and nasty atittude; it's annoying. You will not get any friends that way. And one other thing: your mama.
camira - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
one other thing, Poli. Where the hell do you get the idea that Hilary's a homersexual? Do you have proof or evidence? If so, your claim is highly dubious. If she were, then your mom would be a monkey's uncle.
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Camira, here's where you are wrong- you are the one here making threats and starting trouble. I have the right to post parodies about any politician that I choose. No politician is off limits, they are all fair game. It was you choice to read my parody and if you don't like my parodies, you always have the option to click the "back" button on the upper left hand side of your computer screen. You do not have control over the content of any parodists writings, nor do you have the right to intimidate others. You are the one violating the rules of this website. You need to stop before someone here reports you to the administration for harassment!
camira - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Once agin, YOU are wrong. I'm not even going to read your stupid rant, cuz it's filled with lies. You really do need to stop being so defensive about your precious Republicans; it's annoying. YOU are the one making threats; YOU are the one who's harassing; YOU have nothing kind to say.
Joe Momma - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
You bore me Poli. Toilet parodies are much more interesting than this piece of crap.

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